TEN REASONS I HATE GEORGE W. BUSH
1. He thinks he is right all the time and will not admit to errors, even when he is proven wrong over and over again.
2. He only sees one way of doing things, only one right answer.
3. He mangles the language constantly, often using bad metaphors and analogies.
4. He is ignorant and does not appear to know the most common things
that his job as leader of the Union would require him to know.
5. He is evasive, refusing to answer the questions of reporters (who he
should be beholden to) in a straight-forward, unambiguous manner.
He spends barely any time in the office.
6. His speaking style is uncharismatic and often cringe-inducing.
7. He puts pressure on others to do things against their will.
8. He may have been a fun party guy in his youth but now he's a strict, by-the-book, tightass.
9. A majority of the population dislike him immensely and his
approval rate is one of the lowest in the history of polling.
10. He is like a walking satire of himself, ripe for impressions
by comedians who mock his robotic speech patterns and movements.
But I'm not an American so I'm in no position to help fire his ass, right? Too bad…