Sasha’s had one of those Elf on the Shelf things the past few years (well, a Dollar Store knock-off) but this year, she’s figured out some secrets about Santa, the North Pole and surveillance state elves that watch your every move.
Even though she’s figured out that the elf doesn’t move on its own (I think she tested this out last year by touching it when we weren’t looking to see if it would still move…which it inevitably did), the elf made it’s return yesterday but with a couple new twists – arriving in an airtight “quarantine” bag and wearing a mask plus with a new friend who has been christened “Unicorn” (actually another Dollar Store knock-off bought a couple weeks ago when I couldn’t remember where I’d hid Rainbow last Christmas. Luckily I eventually found him in a basket in our closet before December 1!)
