Saw this on /r/facepalm but personally I think this is pretty funny (of course, I’ve got a nine year old son so I know what dabbing is and I see it every time he accomplishes pretty much anything – “Did something cool in a video game” <dab>, “Flip a quarter-full water bottle so it lands on its top” <dab>, “Finished a glass of milk!” <dab>)
This kid wasn’t so lucky – apparently his dad grounded him for his misbehaviour while Paul Ryan did some good-natured damage control after initially thinking the kid was sick or about to sneeze.