Is This A Gift For The Baby or the Parents?

Now, we just need:
“My Grandpa Thompson is a Gas Man”
“Help! My Grandma Thompson is Stealing Me (again)”
“How come my Grandpa Hammond has as many teeth as I do?”
“I think my Grandma Hammond slipped some homemade wine in my bottle!”
…and we're good to go!

Thanks to Meshell for the tip!