Obama gives a heartfelt, inspiring, intelligent farewell address.
Trump has it leaked that he may have paid Russian hookers to urinate on him. :-0
(The claim about Trump is unsubstantiated but it comes from a reliable source in the UK intelligence community, the US intelligence community apparently brought these allegations to the President which they don’t do lightly and isn’t it delightful that Mr. “Say Whatever Shit He Wants No Matter How Insane” is getting some of his own medicine either way?)