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10 Reasons We’ve Ended Up With The World’s Most Bougie Dog

We got the first delivery of a monthly subscription of dog toys & treats called “Woof Pack” today and as I thought about how neither myself (“Beer of the Month“) nor Shea (“Wine of the Month“) or Pace (“Soda Pop of the Month“) or Sasha (“Japanese Snack of the Month“) have ever had a subscription box for our own interests, how did we end up with the world’s most bougie dog?

  1. It starts with getting our dog from a breeder instead of a rescue.  (Cue middle class progressive guilt.)
  2. He has a custom made golden name tag with all his relevant info.
  3. He also has an Air Tag in a custom holder on his collar.
  4. Probably the first (and worst?) sign that he was going to be a bougie dog was when we bought him Himalayan Yak Cheese to gnaw on soon after we got him based on the recommendation of one of Shea’s coworkers.  Himalayan Yak Cheese?  C’mon!
  5. All of us have stayed away from his kennel in the living room because “Charlie is sleeping.”
  6. Instead of “Regular”, we bought him “Kiwi Blossom” scented shampoo.
  7. We have bought him treats that sound better than some of the food I eat.
  8. We bought him a costume at Halloween.
  9. He got his own stocking at Christmas.  (In our feeble defence, we did not sink to having his name embroidered on it.)
  10. Did I mention he has a monthly subscription that delivers toys and treats to our door called “Woof Pack”?  I mean, who are we?!?

Music Monday – “I get eaten by the worms/And weird fishes/Picked over by the worms/And weird fishes/Weird fishes/Weird fishes”

Weird Fishes/Arperggi” – Radiohead

Secular Sunday – The Mormon Church is a $250 Billion corporation.

(via Reddit)

Saturday Snap – 50 Foot Leash = Good Investment

Bought Charlie a fifty foot leash and it’s a great way to take advantage of the huge green space behind our house and let him basically be “off-leash” without actually being off-leash (now if we could convince the various other dog owners that use the space that it’s not actually an off-leash park, that would be great!)

Friday Fun Link – Flash Mob Dances To Queen Song at Woman’s Funeral

This is how I want to go out too

…but maybe with some Motley Crue?

Throwback Thursday – #tbt – My First Gmail Message (June 2004)

Not sure how I stumbled upon this but poking around my Gmail account recently (which I have used since day one as my secondary account for entering contests, subscribing to newsletters I’ll never read and generally trying to target spam there so rarely look at it), I found the first message I ever sent to that account.  And the HUGE attachment I included?  It got cut off in my screencap but it was a 4mB MP3 file! 😉

Artificial Intelligence Charlie Echo Versus The Real Thing

Back in December, I was playing with AI generated images and Sasha suggested “Charlie in the Snow.”

This is one of the images it came up with and it felt appropriate today with the late April snowstorm we’re enduring…


I didn’t get any pics today (kids took him out walking tonight instead of Shea or I) but here’s the real thing in a slightly similar position…

Why The Flames Sucked This Year (It’s A Long List)

Now that the playoffs have started and the Flames, who were predicted to be a top team at the start of the season, missed making the playoffs in the final week of the season.

That means they end up in their traditional “absolutely middle of the pack” position they usually get in years they suck, it’s time to review the ways this season was one of the most painful I’ve watched.

I think the early season predictions would’ve held and they would’ve at least been in the playoffs if they had…

* not lost their two best players, Johnny Gaudreau and Matthew Tkachuk in the off-season, Gaudreau for no return
* not played Huberdeau on his off-wing for much of the season which is a big contributor for him setting an NHL record for biggest point drop off in a year from 115 points last year to 55 this year.
* not rolled four lines, basically no matter the situation
* not done constant line juggling without allowing players to build chemistry
* played OT to win instead of not lose (eg. playing two forwards and a d-man instead of a forward and two d-men like the Flames often did)
* given young prospects a chance instead of sticking with grinder vets who had won a Cup maybe once a decade ago

* for example, Matthew Philips was leading the AHL in goal scoring, Dustin Wolf was the leading AHL goaltender but Philips got a brief look and Wolf didn’t play until they were eliminated (and of course he won.).

* worse, Phillips is a free agent and will likely end up with another team.  (The Flames have a history of letting undersized players go on to success elsewhere – Martin St. Louis, Marc Savard and arguably even Johnny Gaudreau though time will tell if he has more success in Columbus.)

* speaking of goaltending, it pains me but they should’ve done what the Oil did and ride the hot young goalie instead of the higher paid, more experienced one. Vladar ended up with a much better overall record than Markstrom but Sutter kept going back to Markstrom for some inexplicable reason.
* league average goaltending instead of 26th ranked GAA
* league average shooting percentage, not 8.8%
* the most games decided by one goal in the NHL (48)
* record-setting 30 one-goal losses

* record-setting 17 OT/shootout losses

* Going back to an earlier point, I can’t imagine how an undersized but top AHL goal scorer like Phillips couldn’t have helped the Flames in 3-on-3 overtime.

* NHL all-time record-setting number of losses when outshooting opponent by 10+ (25)
* tied for third in terms of most posts hit in the NHL
* fewest third period comebacks in the NHL
* not using Milan Lucic on the power play…ever
* one of your best d-men getting into a freak accident when he’s hit by a car while riding an e- scooter that affects him physically and mentally for the rest of the season.
* not letting Nick Ritchie (!) take your final shootout attempt of the season with basically the team’s slim playoff hopes on the line

* actually named a captain

…and worst of all, not lost to their arch rival Oilers in last year’s playoffs which seems to have psychologically damaged the entire team as much as I hate to admit it.

 

They’ve had ups and downs over the years like all teams.  But like I said earlier, this was probably the single most painful season I’ve seen as a Flames fan.

I mean, it could always be worse.  We could be the Oilers! 😉

Flames fans are beating themselves up over this season finishing with 93 points. That point total, 93 points, would represent the fourth best season for the Edmonton Oilers since 2006. They sure love patting themselves on the back when they have been one of the worst team in the NHL for 15 years.

And it could get better next year too!

Music Monday – “Clicking sticks three times/Drawing ‘er back to your own line/Top shelf and we’re up by one/Ringing ‘em off the crossbars/Moving our nets for the cars/And all together we’d yell ‘Game on!’/And then our folks would call us in/And we all agreed ‘Next goal wins'”

More Than A Game” – Mike Plume Band

I didn’t put a lot of thought into this (well, except picking whoever was against the Oilers and Leafs!) but here’s my picks for this year’s Stanley Cup Playoffs