The Poo Bomb: The Story About The Baby

I came across this site years ago and though, at the time, I was nowhere near being a father, I made note of it because the writer had an ability that very few authors do, namely, to make me laugh out loud just by silently reading their stuff (most Bill Bryson and early Dave Barry are others I'd put in this category.) 

At that time, the writer had put all 52 “chapters” of his weekly “Story About The Baby” columns, which detailed his experiences as a new father, online.  But is increasingly the case in the publishing world, someone approached him about turning his web-based writings into a book and now the whole thing has been taken offline except for the five “sample” chapters that remain.  (Surprisingly, a sequel called “The Story of the Toddler” is fully and completely online still.  Grab it while you can!) 

I've just ordered the book from ABEBooks.com and am slightly embarrassed to admit that it will likely end up being the first parenting book I read cover-to-cover.  (I promised Shea I'd read a bunch of books when I'm done school but for now, a light easy one that I can keep in my backpack is exactly what I'm looking for.)  

As a sample, here's how the book begins:

On the evening of January 18th, at around 8 PM, my first child, Cordelia
Krizsan Vogel, entered the world. She came out of Mariann, my wife. She
got her mother’s facial shape, her father’s irritability, and
her mother’s genitalia. The event was the joyous conclusion to 15
hours of labor. This is not as horrible as it sounds, because, as it turns
out, epidurals RULE.

(For the uninitiated, when you get an epidural, what happens is that
a nice person enters the room, sticks a needle into your spine, starts
a steady flow of anaesthetic into it, and leaves it there. For hours and
hours. It is a good measure of how horrifying childbirth is that, when
it is taking place, leaving needles in your spine sounds like a great
option.)

Although it will likely be the first book I read cover-to-cover, it won't be the first pregnancy-related reading I'll be doing.  Shea and I have both been surfing baby-related web sites and I've signed up for the weekly e-mail updates from BabyGaga.com that tell me  about the baby's (and mother's) ongoing development along with recommended week-by-week books to read (again, not that I have time to get to them) and more. 

A related note.  If you didn't notice it over there
<————
on the list of links, we've also signed up for a “pregnancy ticker” that counts down the weeks and gives a very brief overview of the baby's development at each stage.  (Right now, it's 4-6mm long, its vocal cords are forming and  its heart is now circulating blood!)

People have started giving us tips and suggestions about being parents – from taking a “babymoon” to the importance of buying a really good stroller.  Whether you're a parent or not, we all know somebody who's had a baby so what suggestions do you have?  Things to do.  Things to buy.  Things you don't think of.  And so on. 

Google Buys YouTube



There were a lot of suitors in the mix for this inevitability but in the end, I think Google's the best fit.  Will be interesting to see how this develops from here.  I think part of the reason Big Media never went after YouTube was that it didn't have a lot of capital – why sue a company that's running on $11 million dollars of venture cap funds?  But now?  Google has cash reserves out the wazoo.  Also amazing that YouTube went from nothing to a $1.65 billion dollar company in two years.  (Now why didn't I think of that?)

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[Edit: Mark Cuban, who made his billions selling Broadcast.com, a precursor of YouTube, has some unique thoughts on the implications of this deal.especially on what happens if Big Media doesn't go after Google hard for all the copyright violations on YouTube.  He claims that this could literally be the end of copyright as we know it and hyperbole aside, the fact that YouTube also announced deals with some major media companies today means they'll at least be safer than they were yesterday.  Or maybe Mark Cuban's just mad because he said that Google would be crazy to do this deal two days ago?  Slight tangent but how many other billionaires do you know with blogs?  That's pretty cool, I've got to say.] 

What Library Schools Still Aren't Teaching Us – Jess Nevins

If you haven't come across the book, “Revolting Librarians Redux” yet, you really owe it to yourself to pick up a copy.  It's got a huge range of essays (plus poems, cartoons and more) on all manner of library-related topics.  If nothing else, the Appendix linking different types of librarians to their star signs is hilarious/useful, depending on your take on astrology.  (For example, Cancers like myself, are very common in both academic and special libraries but are near the bottom for public libraries.  Er, luckily I'm in the “Astrology is bunk” camp.)

Shea got me the book for Christmas (I still contend her main reason was to see people's reactions when they saw the title!) and it was a great first read to get me up to speed on a whole range of current issues that someone, especially those without direct library experience, might not be familiar with. 

One of my favourite essays is “What Library Schools Still Aren't Teaching Us” (some would argue that 90% of this blog is on that theme so you can see why it would appeal.) 

I'm going to reprint Jess Nevin's main points here (with comments specific to my experience following) but again, would heavily recommend that you pick up the book to read the whole essay. 

Little Things
Office skills
– yes, fixing photocopiers is something all librarians will be called upon to do.  They don't formally teach this at FIMS but the amount of photocopying we end up doing means that you will inevitably be faced with a paper jam or have to convert single sided regular sheets into double-sided legal sized stapled booklet.  It's probably worth spending some time trying to figure it yourself before running to the GRC staff.

Secondary Librarian Skills
– Nevins includes a range of things here including how to use a variety of ILS's, evaluating web sites and databases, writing pathfinders, reader's advisory skills, programming for children and collection development.  I'm happy to report that all of these skills are ones that are taught, either as part of the required courses or available via electives (except working with ILS's which I can't believe they don't include in 505! That was one of the main reasons I stayed in that course rather than getting an exemption and which has in turn, become one of my biggest regrets about my time here.  Speaking of which, a full post on the topic of “my biggest regrets of library school” will be forthcoming sometime this semester, I'm sure.)  I think you can also make a pretty strong argument that a collection development class should be part of the required courses.  

Dress and Hygiene
– it's funny now but I remember having an hour-long conversation with a FIMS alumnus when I was accepted and the final question I asked her, rather meekly, was “Is there a dress code for library school?”  I had no idea – I knew grad students at U of R who dressed like, well, like students.  But I knew this was a professional program and even though most of the librarians I knew in the real world dressed in a style you might call “business casual”, I also knew a few who wore suits everyday.  Meanwhile, my own closet tended towards jeans and t-shirts but I figured if I could hold off buying a brand new wardrobe until I actually had a paying job, that had some appeal.  But yeah, there's a complete range of dress and hygiene among the students here but I don't think there's anybody that you'd have to take aside if you were working with them in the real world and say “uhm, maybe it's time to lay off the ripped metal t-shirts?” (which was an actual concern I had in a previous workplace.)

Big Things
Sensitivity Training
– I'd argue that for the most part, librarians tend to be as aware of diversity issues as pretty much any profession you can name (outside of diversity training consultants, I guess.)  But everybody has their underlying biases and prejudices and it helps to be not only aware but understanding of them – where they come from, how to deal with them.  (True story – one gay student was talking about GLBT literature in one of his classes and the prof actually said “Well, it can't be that big of a body of a literature.  There probably aren't more than 30-40 titles out there.”)  Two months later, the groundbreaking Pride Library, with 5000+ volumes  opened here at UWO.)  I'm not sure if we need a full class on sensitivity (more because of issues of time/cost than necessity) but offering a workshop early each term might be useful.  One student asked about a course in Information Ethics during the Q&A with the Acting Associate Dean over the summer but I don't see why a course like this, if implemented, couldn't be expanded or shifted slightly to be a course in “social justice and community issues” which could encompass sensitivity training as well.

Teaching
– the book makes a good point that a large part of any librarian's job these days is teaching. We do get a lot of opportunities to teach via presentations in our required and optional classes but my main complaint is that we aren't given any training on how to teach before being thrown in front of a classroom.  Public speaking is the biggest fear people have, PowerPoint is evil and yet, students are expected to lead 30 minute presentations with no background or experience.  Worse, bad habits end up getting reinforced via this method instead of being corrected before they start. 

Book Purchasing
– if Collections Development were required, this would definitely be a big part of the course. . It's ridiculous that any student leaves here not knowing about vendors or library discounts or standing orders or other issues.  For those who choose one of the two Collections Development courses as an elective (and I suspect most do), they should get at least some exposure to book purchasing. 

Professional Writing
– I hate to say it but even though librarians all have undergrad and Masters degrees, the quality of the writing sometimes leaves something to be desired.  I know not everyone's degree is in English with work experience as a columnist and editor but the value of clear, concise writing can't be understated.  (Disclaimer: this blog is meant as no reflection of my professional writing capabilities! You start paying me to keep this blog, the typos and spelling errors will go way down!

A personal example of the lack of emphasis on professional writing:  I wrote a paper once where, during the editing process, I forgot to finish a thought.  The sentence was something like: “The advantages of online databases are accessibility, ease-of-sharing and…” and it literally ended with the third point not being made.  Instead of taking marks off (I know because I got 10/10), the prof simply stuck a question mark at the end of that line.  I'm a big fan of the saying some school teachers use: “spelling and grammar are used in every subject so they should count in every subject.”  The same should apply for grad level writing. 

Public Relations
– like it or lump it, this is a big part of the library world now too. We get a brief overview in the management course but I think a lot more could be done.  I'm not sure how other 506 courses are taught but I know I really wanted ours to be a lot more balanced in mixing the theoretical with the practical. 

Managerial Skills
– we have a required class in management but, again, at least for me, it was extremely unfulfiling.  Is this a condition of trying to teach “management” which may be one of those things in life, like driving or cooking, you can only learn by doing, not by reading about it in a book? 

Interviewing Skills
– not how to interview new employees (though that's important too.  A friend talked to me recently about hiring being a million dollar decision – if you hire the right person and they stay with your organization for thirty years, you see that the interview process is more than just a couple hours in a board room.)  But what Nevins is getting at is that, in some ways, the librarian's day is a constant series of interviews – with patrons, with co-workers and supervisors, with vendors – and so effective interviewing skills are vital.  We do get some training on this in 503.

Paradigm Shifts
Outreach
– the author makes a good point that this idea should be embedded in everything we do in library school.  Why not do a joint session with the MBA's up in Ivey to show them what librarians can do for them?  Why not have us go out into the community to meet with staff at local non-profits?  Why not have us attend board meetings of the local public library (er, we do that in Public Libraries but maybe everybody should have some exposure to these meetings – they're open to the public anyhow – as part of say, the required Management course?)

Bridging The Digital Divide
– I get pretty frustrated with professors and fellow students who don't recognize technology as something that can be a very good thing for all library patrons and instead, frame those of us who are techno-evangelists as elitist or mis-directed.  Like pretty much anything, the “10% really good, 90% crap” rule applies but it's that 10% that's really good in the world of technology that can be incredibly useful to people.  One easy example: online job hunting sites open up a whole range of options (locally and beyond) that the city newspaper doesn't cover.  And for those who don't have access to technology in their homes due to costs or whatever, the library is the place that gives them access to all types of information that's increasingly being provided via online services. 

Keeping Up With the Times

this point really means just knowing what's going on out there in the real world.  The co-op program is excellent for giving students an awareness of what's happening but for those of us who choose not to do co-op, you might not be aware that the issues of the ivory tower aren't necessarily the issues on the street.  For me, following a variety of librarian blogs has been extremely helpful in helping me to find out (and keep up with) ongoing trends and issues.  Name the topic or issue and somebody probably has a blog devoted to it.  I'm probably never going to be a cataloguer but the
Dewey Decimal Blog is a personal favourite which gives me useful, relevant information that is the type of stuff I should at least have an awareness of if I want to work in public libraries. 

In Conclusion
(Man, this turned out way longer than my initial plan to reprint Nevins' list with a few of my own brief comments!)

I think FIMS could really improve itself by offering a week-long series of optional seminars during the first week of classes each semester or even just once per year. 

(Hmm, if only I knew someone responsible for academic-related matters on student council. Yeah, I'll add it to my short longlist of things to do!)

Ideas for FIMS Week One Seminars
Monday – interviewing
Tuesday – public speaking
Wednesday – professional writing
Thursday – assertiveness training
Friday – diversity training

Useless Trivia of the Day:
October 4-6 is the 130th Anniversary of the ALA.  (via Shifted Librarian)

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

I told my in-laws about this blog and now I know that my mother-in-law is reading on a regular basis.  So I thought I'd do an entry dedicated to her and my father-in-law.  They're part-owners of a herd of buffalo in Saskatchewan so I thought this riddle is fitting. 

The sentence listed in the title of this post is grammatically correct.  Can you figure out how it works? 

Mouseover the hidden text below to see an explanation and a link to a related Wikipedia entry.

Read it like this and it should make sense:
“Bison from the city in NY, which are intimidated by other bison from that city in NY, also intimidate Bison from that city in NY.”



Basically they're all intimidated by one another.
(via Wikipedia)

(Originally found via Digg)

A Couple Thoughts on The Occasion of the First HNIC of the Year


The Scored's Prayer
Our Kipper, who art in goal,


hallowed be thy name.


Thy Stanley come,


thy will be done,


in Playoffs as in regular season.


Give us this day our daily win.


And forgive us our trespasses,


as we drop the gloves with those


who trespass against us.


And lead us not into losses,


but deliver us from the Oilers.


For thine is the glove save,


and the quickness, and the pad stop,


for ever and ever.


Amen.

Why I Play Rec Hockey


The funniest, craziest, strangest most irresponsible group of athletes in the
world. Will do anything just to be able to tell his teammates a great
story in the dressing room. Live the dream until they are 35 then
realize they never made it.  But still, they lace up the skates, put on the gloves,
strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It
doesn't matter that you failed a test, your boss is giving you grief, or
that you got a ticket on the drive to the rink…your world is absolutely
perfect for the next couple hours. Here's to face-offs, goals, assists,
hat tricks, overtime, cold rinks, early mornings, late nights, breakaways,
going top shelf, countless hours of practice, dangling d-men, end to end rushes, big hits,
broken sticks, new skates, dropping the mitts, adding the letter “y” to the end of everyone's last
name, the word “fuck”, let downs, miracles and most of all…the game of
Hockey. Why do we skate back and forth night after night chasing a little piece of vulcanized rubber? Skating so
hard we feel like we're going to throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head,
while your lungs are grasping for air. Friday night games imagining Saturday evening viewing, broken teeth, torn muscles and deep
bruises. We skate through it all. Why? Because we live off our
adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the
locker room is second to none, because you're invincible once you step
on the ice, because one shot can make you smile all night, sniping the
twine, top shelf where momma keeps the peanut butter, the rattling of
the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a
rhythm to live by, because it is possible to skate fast enough to leave
all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why
would someone push themselves so hard the uninitiated always ask?
HOUSE LEAGUE, A, AA, AAA, JR.A, WHL, US COLLEGE, PRO?… It's never been
for the money, it's not for the glory, and it's not for the
fame. We play because we love it.

The London Blackberries?

The NHL season started this week and the big news so far is that one of the billionaire co-founders of Research in Motion which makes the Blackberry and is based in Kitchener-Waterloo bought the Pittsburgh Penguins from $175 million dollars. 

I'd been following the story through the mainstream media but decided to check out TMLFans.com, a Leafs fan site, to see what they were saying, since a lot of the speculation is that the new owner plans to eventually move the team to Canada – possibly to  Hamilton or as a second team in Toronto and, as a long shot, right to Kitchener-Waterloo. 

There's a couple huge problems with Hamilton in that the new owners would have to pay huge encroachment fees (I think I read $50 or $75 million somewhere) to both Toronto and Buffalo because there's a 75 mile protected zone for all existing franchises to dissuade new teams from moving into their territories.  Hamilton's arena is also very outdated and they'd likely need a new one built. 

The problem with Toronto is that most people think the Leafs wouldn't want the competition for sponsorship dollars, skyboxes, etc. in their home market and so would do everything they could to keep out the new team – even though it's pretty obvious that Toronto could support a second team (Alberta supporters two teams with a population of three million people so a city of three million should be able to as well.  Plus Toronto can draw on a lot more nearby population – what, another 2-3 million within an hour of Toronto?) 

The issue with Kitchener-Waterloo is that it isn't seen as having a large enough population base plus it would still have to pay the encroachment fee to Toronto plus it doesn't have an NHL-level arena. 

So is there another option?  I didn't think so but check out this speculation from the TMLFans board:

As for the population base – London is less than an hour from
KW/Guelph/Hamilton/Windsor/Sarnia in all directions.  Lots of
population combined, with easy driving to get there. 
Mississauga/Burlington/Whitby/Richmond Hill all might be close to the
ACC, but good luck getting to a game in less than an hour at the ACC
with downtown traffic and parking.


I'm not saying London is
perfect, but I'm stating that it's a better option than most might
consider.  And without the $75 million compensation that would be
needed to be paid to Buffalo and Toronto.


London's arena isn't NHL quality either but we did play host to an NHL pre-season game this fall (coincidentally, featuring the Penguins) which is one way the league gauges interest in non-existing markets.  The John Labatt Centre can only seat 9100 for hockey which is very low by NHL Standards (most arenas hold 15 000-25 000 I think) and I'm not sure how many skyboxes the JBL has but probably not enough as this is where the real money is made today.

Anyhow, interesting speculation.  (Now, if you're asking whether the CFL should expand, I'm a huge fan of London and Halifax both getting teams.)

Friday Fun Link – St. Joesph's County Library Promotional Video (Oct 6, 2006)

This video was
created for library staff in service day at the St. Joseph County
Public Library in South Bend, Indiana. Set to Madonna’s “Ray of Light,”
and inspired by the video of the song, this video details a day in the
life of a thriving public library system, highlighting the faces and
places that make the library the library. (Wow – who wouldn’t want to
work at a library that promotes itself like this?)

Small Town Weddings

There's a tradition at small town weddings that, at the end of the night, a bunch of the young guys will buy a table full of $1 drinks just before the bar closes down to take advantage of the cheap alcohol. 

That was the thought in my head at the end of the SOGS Mixer tonight at the Grad Club when, having given us nine drink tickets each (true, mini-beer samplers but still…) and only two hours until the bar shut down, myself and an unnamed PhD student cashed in our cache of drink tickets from professors and fellow students who couldn't stick around so that we had 30+ drinks sitting at the end of our table. 

The rest of the night was fairly enjoyable as you can imagine with dancing, drinking, meeting strangers and “strange”rs as the assembled grad students shook their brainiac booties.

Firefox Extensions

Here is a list of Firefox extensions I have installed on my computer:

  • DOM Inspector – inspect web page information
  • FoxyTunes – allows you to control multimedia functions within your browser
  • GooglePreview – shows screenshots along with Google searches
  • MetaFilthy – tracks which threads you've read on MetaFilter
  • ColourfulTabs – makes tabs more readable
  • SearchEngineOrdering – allows you to easily sort Firefox searchbox extensions
  • WizzRSS – an RSS reader
  • CustomizeGoogle – extends your Google searches
  • GDirections – allows easy access to Google maps from any web page
  • TabMixPlus – one of my favourite extensions, it allows tons of options to be set for Firefox tabs
  • Answers – one-click access to definitions of words, etc. on a web page
  • DownThemAll – download all links on a page
  • Delicious – extension to simplify bookmarking to delicious
  • Foxylicious – haven't used it yet but came across it today as an extension to sync delicious bookmarks with local bookmarks
  • Videodownloader – allows you to download clips from YouTube, Google Video and other video sites
  • AdBlock – blocks ads
  • Performancing – blog entry assistant though I haven't figured out how to configure it to work with my account yet
  • CopyURL+ – copies the selected text plus the URL for pasting into a new document
  • Greasemonkey – to install various scripts to modify/improve web sites
  • Screengrab! – allows you to capture an image of an entire web page, not just what's visible on the display

Why do I know this?  My Firefox croaked unexpectedly today so I had to re-install each of these extensions.  <sigh>

Classmate of the Day: Melissa McQueen hosted a very fun trivia night at hte Grad Club tonight.  Dylan from first term and I won a $10 gift certificate in the first round, promptly spent it on a pitcher and never won another round.  I challenge everyone reading to come out next week and see if you know the names of the four characters on “Sex in the City” or what the name of that little bone in your ear is.  (Hint: it's not “ear bone” which is what all three teams answered.)

London Public Library Events for Ontario Public Libraries Week

I hope the formatting for this comes out okay.  I'm cutting and pasting from a Word doc.  Thanks to Lynda Kirkham over at LPL for passing these along to me!

London Public Library – Ontario Public Library Week – Libraries: The World at your Fingertips 

Date

Event

Details

October
14

Computer vs. the
Librarian

2:00-4:00 pm Film
“Desk Set”

Westmount
Branch

October
14

Fifth Anniversary
Cherryhill Branch

2:30
pm to 4:00 pm, short program, cake and live music. – Cherryhill Branch

October
14, 17, & 18

Behind the Scenes
Tours

 

October
15

Sunday Hours
Commence

1:00
pm to 5:00 pm, Central Library

October
16

“The World At Your
Fingertips” – Media Conference

 

 

 

 

10:30 am Central Library

Public Launch of
e-newsletters and LIBSAT (customer satisfaction survey),

Telling our Stories
contest announcement

Wireless pilot to
commence

October
17, 18, & 19

All Candidates
Meetings

Series
of all candidate meetings co-sponsored by LPL and the Urban League, check Access
for details

October
17 to 21

Rave Reviews!

Book
Reviews by 7 to 13 year olds, Sherwood Branch

October
19

Every Kid a Card –
Wrap Up

10
am Wolf Performance Hall

October
19

Canada Post
Literacy Award

10
am Wolf Performance Hall – program to commence immediately after Every Kid a
Card Wrap Up

October
20 to 21

Friends of the
Library Annual Booksale

Special
Events Building

Western
Fair

October
20

Official Opening-
Job Connect

11:30
am to 1:00 pm

Official
Opening of Fanshawe College Job Connect Program, 2nd Floor Central
Library adjacent to ERC, Hon. Chris Bentley M.P.P. to attend

October
24

Donor Wall Update

Passageway,
Central Library, 12 noon, recognition of major gift donors over the past year

October
24

Employee Recognition
Luncheon

Stevenson
and Hunt Room, Central Library, 12 noon to 2 pm