You Know You're From A Small Town When…

I used the
following list when I did up a “mini-yearbook” for our 10 year high
school reunion and came across it recently in a new Facebook group dedicated to the topic.  So I thought I'd re-post it here.



You Know You're From A Small Town When…

1. You can name everyone you graduated with.

2. You know what 4-H is.

3. You went to a party that was held about 20 miles down a deserted dirt road.

4. You used to drag “main.”

5. You said the 'F' word and your parents knew within an hour.

6. You schedule parties around the schedule of  different police officers since you know which ones would bust you.

7. You ever went or thought about going cow-tipping.

8. School gets canceled for a sports team going to Provincials

9. You could never buy booze cause all the store clerks knew how old you were.

10. When you did
find someone old enough to buy booze  for you, you had to drive down
country backroads to drink it then drive home again after since there
were no cabs, buses or contracts with parents to “come get you”. 


11. Your stereo was worth more than the car you put it in.

12. You go the local bar every Boxing Day to see who's home. 

13. It was cool to date someone from a neighboring town.

14. You had a senior skip day.

15. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.

16. You can't help but date a friend's ex.

17. Your car is always filthy from the dirt backroads.

18. You think that kids who ride skateboards are weird.

19. The town next to you is considered “trashy” or “snotty” even though it is exactly like your town.

20. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise.

21. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the “rich people.”

22. The people in the big city dress funny and listen to weird music – then you pick up on the cool new trends two years later.

23. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for your birthday.

24. On Fridays,
anyone you want to find can be found at Main Street, the gas station
parking lot or eating fries and gravy at the local restaurant.


25. Your biggest excitement in life was a trip to the city.

26. There is a very real possibility that someone drove a grain truck to school. 

27. You decide to walk for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask you if you need a ride.

28. Your teachers call you by your older sibling's name.

29. The closest “cool stores” are at least 45 miles away.

30. You laugh your head off reading this because you know it's true!

69/100 – My Web site's Grade Is Equal to My Grade Nine French Mark

WebSite Grade For https://headtale.com : 69/100 (overall)

A website grade of 69 for https://headtale.com
means that of the thousands of websites that have previously been
submitted to the tool, our algorithm has calculated that this site
scores higher than 69% of them in terms of its marketing effectiveness.
The algorithm uses a proprietary blend of over a dozen different
variables, including search engine data, website structure, approximate
traffic, site performance, and others.
The software is constantly being upgraded and the algorithm enhanced. The number of potential
recommendations provided by the tool is also increasing frequently. Please check back often.

The site doesn't allow you to link directly to a report so if you want to see the full details about what's good (and not so good) about my blog, go to the site I linked to at the top of this post and enter my blog's URL.

(via Citadel of the Blogs – consistently the best source of interesting links of any blog I read.  Check it out!)

A World Famous Violinist Plays in the Subway – What Happens?

A onetime child prodigy, at 39 Joshua Bell has arrived as an
internationally acclaimed virtuoso. Three days before he appeared at
the Metro station, Bell had filled the house at Boston's stately
Symphony Hall, where merely pretty good seats went for $100. Two weeks
later, at the Music Center at Strathmore, in North Bethesda, he would
play to a standing-room-only audience so respectful of his artistry
that they stifled their coughs until the silence between movements. But
on that Friday in January, Joshua Bell was just another mendicant,
competing for the attention of busy people on their way to work.

The Washington Post sets up a unique social experiment – get a famous classical musician to play in a subway station and then see what the reaction is.  Includes video clips. 
(via Reddit)

2005 Canadian Book Publishing Statistics

The book publishing industry recorded total revenues of just
over $2.4 billion in 2005
, up only 1.6% from 2004. This was in sharp
contrast to the 19% growth rate that occurred from 2000 to 2004.

Despite the lackluster performance nationally, total revenue gains
were strong in the West with British Columbia (+19.9%), Saskatchewan
(+9.1%) and Alberta (+8.7%) outpacing the national average.

In contrast, publishers in the Atlantic provinces lost ground as
revenues declined by 5.2%. Ontario saw a small 2.2% decrease in revenue
from 2004 while Quebec had an increase of 6.8%.

Despite stagnant revenue growth, profits for book publishers were up
in 2005. Total profit for the industry grew from $227 million
to $285 million in 2005. The industry's total profit margin increased
from 10.1% to 11.9%.

Companies in Ontario and Quebec accounted for the majority of the
book publishing industry's profit. They earned $270 million of the
industry's $285 million profit. They also led the industry with profit
margins of 11.0% and 13.1% respectively. British Columbia was next with
a profit margin 7.8%.

Salaries, wages and benefits accounted for 20.9% of total industry expenses, up marginally from the previous year.

The top 10 publishers in the industry earned 52% of the total
revenue and had a profit margin of 15.8%. The comparable figures
for 2004 were 51% of revenues and a profit margin of 14.0%.

(Thanks to Cabot Yu for the tip.)

Security Hole in Facebook?

I've had this happen a couple times in the past few weeks so thought I'd mention it.  If you add someone on Facebook who has the “Auto Reply” function on their e-mail program enabled, the “Jason Hammond has added you” message gets sent back and flows right through Facebook to your e-mail in-box thus revealing the original person's e-mail address. 

So now I've been unintentionally sent the home and/or work e-mail of two working librarians I don't know very well but added because I'd met them at a conference or whatever. 

The solution?  Might be a good idea to use a work e-mail address on Facebook if you use the auto reply function or better yet, maybe set-up a Gmail account specifically for Facebook-related communications (jasonhammondfacebook@gmail.com isn't a real address but that would be the idea.  Of course, then you have to remember to check it regularly for Facebook-related messages.) 

Hmm, what would happen if you set your Gmail to auto-forward to your POP account?  Would the rebound flow through Gmail back to the unintended recipient or would it stall there?  Somebody try that and let me know!

Oh, on that note, I mentioned that I would have an article on Facebook in the next issue of Feliciter.  I, of course, meant the *next* issue of Feliciter after the one that was wrapped and at the printer and which likely arrived in your mailbox sometime in the last couple days.

This latest issue includes a great article from former Spirit of Librarianship award winner, Sophia Apostol called “Baby Librarians Beware: All-growed-up Grad Speaks Out”.  Her anecdote about damaging a company-issued laptop on her first day of work for a vendor will be in the back of my mind as I progress through the early days of my new position.  If something goes wrong, “Well, at least I didn't destroy a laptop.”  Er, unless something worse happens.  Uhm, let's move on…

There's also a good article by Librarians Without Borders founder, Melanie Sellar, about “The Emerging Leadership Landscape” and six new librarians who are leading the way including a couple former classmates who are involved with LWB.

Friday Fun Link – "Don't Mind Me, I'm Dead" – How The Public Library Became Heartbreak Hotel (April 6, 2007)

I've addressed this before but my readership has grown quite a bit since the last time I talked about it so I'll give some background on the FFL's again. 

My “Friday Fun Links” started as a way to provide regular content when I set up a listserv for the Writers Guild of Alberta.  When I left the WGA, they went on hiatus but when I was asked to become a contributor to the LibrarianActivist blog, I saw an opportunity to bring back the FFL's in a slightly modified form (and cross-post to this blog to guarantee I always had a Friday post!) 

My initial criteria of “fun, cool or unique” links remained for the most part but with more of a library and activism focus than a writing/publishing focus.  Of course, the name “Friday Fun Link” is sometimes a misnomer when the article I'm linking to deals with a serious issue such as today's link about the situation with homeless people in libraries.  If time permitted, I should, by rights, probably just post things like this (and last week's story about corporations mistreating their workers and suppliers) as regular stories. But I like to make sure I have a weekly FFL so tend to post these things on Fridays, even when they don't really meet my FFL criteria. 

(Man, when did this blog become disclaimer central?  First, on the “Twelve Types of Library Students” post then on the one after my first day of work and now this!

Anyhow, here's today's FFL…an article about the shift in the role of public library from “library” to “homeless shelter”. (via MetaFilter which, as always, has lots of good discussion around all aspects of this issue.)

FIMS MLIS Placement Surveys (2003-2005)

Well, my first week of work is over (nice to start on a week with a stat holiday!) and as I dig into my bag of bookmarks for something relevant to post on a day where I'm burned out after a day that started early, included a lot of miles on the road, finished with a pre-natal class and will start early tomorrow when I drive Shea to work at 7am, I find that I had the MLIS Placement Surveys bookmarked for just this sort of occasion.  Some useful information there if you're a recent grad or especially if you're a soon-to-be grad about what your prospects might be. 

I haven't been formally asked to do the 2006 version of the survey (not sure when it's done) but here's the answers I would give (and the most common answers in italics after:)

Type of Employment: Full-time Temporary Professional (Full Time Permanent)
Related to MLIS Degree? Yes (Yes)
Location: In Public Library (or possibly Library Cooperative/Network would be a better fit?)  (Public)
Primary Job Assignment: my duties encompass a lot of different things but if I had to choose one from their list, it would likely be Administration/Management (Reference)
Employed By Former Co-op Position: Not applicable (No)
Salary Range: $40 000 – $49 000 ($40 000 – $49 000)
Geographic Location: Saskatchewan (Ontario)
When Employment Found: 3-6 months after graduation (well, again, a bit tough.  In my mind, I don't count December as part of my job hunt as there was nothing out there and I wasn't too anxious to find something either.  So to me, my job hunt was Jan-March and really, less than 3 months in my mind.)  (Less than 3 months)
Skill or Knowledge Most Useful In Finding Position: For me, it was the professional mentorship program as that's how I heard about the job and in the end, I'm actually replacing the person I was paired with during my final semester. (Subject specialization)

I wonder if there are any questions they miss that would be interesting to know the answer to?  Not off the top of my head. 

You also have to be aware of the self-selection bias of a survey of this – they point out at the start of each year's results that most of the respondents are people who have found work and even then, they only get response rates of 35-40%.  It would be a lot more informative if they got a 100% response rate but of course, that's all but impossible. 

Library Tourism

I've always been somebody who enjoyed checking out the libraries in towns and cities I've visited across Canada and around the world.  Whether it's a public, academic or other type of library, it's always interesting to see the different designs, layouts and atmospheres they each manage to create. 

The idea of library tourism was on my mind today as I went out for my first “van run”, along with SERL's (Southeast Regional Library) driver who makes a trip that covers approximately 10 of our 50 libraries each day to distribute and redistribute books.  Even seeing the different approaches that ten or so libraries in various towns and villages around SE Saskatchewan take towards making their libraries inviting and targeted to their community was a very enjoyable experience.  All have similarities but yet manage to be distinctly different as well.

I think it was asked as one of the “Roll Call” questions we did in our cohort listserv (and maybe once in the comments of this blog) so I'll ask it again here on the front page – what is your favourite library of any you've visited and why?

I've got a few but at the time I picked (and would likely still pick) the Crowfoot Crossing branch that had opened in Calgary in 2004.  It's got a special place in my heart because a local Calgary librarian and writer invited me to come with her to the opening as her “community rep” and also because I got to hear the amazing library advocate, Alberta Lt. Governor Lois Hole speak for the first time (and as I've discussed before, it's no surprise that she's part of the Saskatchewan Mafia!)

Winter 2007 Spirit of Librarianship Nominations Announced

I can't believe it's been a year since I won the Spirit of Librarianship Award!  And now with the self-serving comment out of the way, let's get to the people who really deserve the attention… 

(I'll update the SoL page when the winner is announced.  If anybody has a digital camera, can you take pictures of the nominees on the stage and the winner and send them to me so I can add them to the page as well?)

Hi all,

I would like
to thank everyone who nominated someone for this award we have a lot of
strong contenders for the award this year. The following list contains
all the nominees for this year’s award:


– Matthew Bingham
– Peter Bladlund
– Chantale Boileau
– Rachel Chan
– Erin Fields
– Natasha Hesch
– Michelle Lake
– Jessica Olliver
– Megan Potts
– Tina Steed
– Danielle Winn

We are looking forward for the voting to begin. But first there are a few rules:
1. Everyone including students, faculty and staff are eligible to vote for any of the above students.
2. All votes must be submitted by a UWO email address, those that are not from a UWO email address will not be counted.
3. All votes must be in by Monday April 9th at 10 pm.
4. You can only vote once, and for one person.
5. All votes must be made to Student council email address, mlisstudentcouncil@gmail.com
6. You must vote for someone even if you nominated them.
7. Nominees are eligible to vote.

This is a very strong group of students; a list of the nominated students with the nomination testimonies will follow.

Congratulations to all the students who have been nominated and good luck.

Thank you!


Spirit of Librarianship Committee


Matthew Bingham
Everybody
knows Matt, because he makes an effort to be everybody's friend. He
works part-time at the GRC, and always has a smile on his face. He's
the class clown, and always makes us laugh!


Peter Bladlund
Peter
is one of those people who stand out in the MLIS program. He is a very
supportive person, whether you're his partner for a project or a
classmate. In a team environment, he doesn't sweat the small stuff,
believes in the capabilities of his group members, and is very
personable. He always goes the extra mile to help people, and what I
find the most encouraging about Peter is the fact that he reaches out
to you FIRST when you're having assignment difficulties in comparison
to you reaching out first. This is the type of nature Peter has, rare
to find, and appreciated by all in his presence.


Chantale Boileau
Chantale
Boileau should be rewarded with the Spirit of Librarianship Award
because she has demonstrated exceptional commitment to the profession.
Throughout her time at FIMS Chantale has been on the Executive of
Librarians without Borders and the Student Chapter of the Canadian
Library Association. She works hard to share current information, and
is a great resource for jobs in the Ottawa area. She is also a great
person to work with, she is always going out of her way to make life
easier for others.


Rachel Chan
Since her first
semester at FIMS, Rachel has been very active in extra-curricular
activities and has even worked as a Job Web Assistant. She’s been the
SOGS Rep for the Student Council and has worked to increase the success
of the CLA’s Peer to Peer and Professional Mentorship Program through
her role as a participant on that committee. She’s also very involved
with Ask Ontario, a major initiative dedicated to creating a 24hr.
virtual reference service for Ontarians. Rachel will be an accomplished
librarian one day in the very near future and is deserving of this
award.


Erin Fields
Erin Fields has been a positive
presence in this program since she arrived. She is always smiling or
laughing, and is always there for comfort or cheering up when it is
needed. She is the rep for the Archive Association, is a member of CLA,
and is currently the chair of Librarians Without Borders. Erin truly
represents everything which the Spirit of Librarianship award stands
for.


Natasha Hesch
She is friends with everyone in
the class (of first term) and always has a smile for everyone, and has
gotten to know upper-term students as well. She is doing very well in
her classes and asks intelligent questions in class. She is a great
combination of friendly, fun and studious and is always willing to lend
a hand to fellow students.


Michelle Lake
Testimony One:
I
would like to nominate Michelle Lake for the Spirit of Librarianship
Award. Michelle has been an inspiration to many fellow library students
— her love of the profession is communicated through her enthusiasm
and her activism, in short her infectious spirit of librarianship!

This
semester, Michelle organized a reading and awareness campaign for the
Faculty of Information and Media Studies in support of Freedom to Read
Week, receiving coverage in the UWO community — and was an eloquent
host and participant in this successful event.

In addition,
Michelle has been an active participant on the MLIS Student Council,
responsible for a housing blog, an especially useful tool for students
who come and go on co-op in this program — providing access to
information for the rest of us…
Michelle builds community &
promotes discussion in this program (where interests are diverse!)
through her regular communications with colleagues, through email and
through her blog “Yarns from M” — drawing our attention to
controversies and new innovations. (see:
http://msmeshell.blogspot.com/)

Active in attending conferences,
Michelle eagerly shares information and excitement with her fellow
students. She fires off emails and letters to support access to, and
widespread use of, our libraries. 
Michelle Lake deserves the Spirit
of Librarianship Award this semester as she has proven herself to be an
excellent communicator, defender of the profession, and exemplary
student in this program.

Testimony Two:
Even if you haven't had
the pleasure of getting to know Michelle Lake personally, or met her in
one of the various activities she has coordinated and attended, you
probably still know her name from the many emails she has sent, sharing
information that she feels the MLIS population would be interested in
or benefit from. Michelle is all about sharing information, whether by
email, on her well-maintained and relevant blog, or over a cup of
coffee in the Grad Club. But it's not just because she is a true
information professional that she exemplifies the Spirit of
Librarianship. Neither is it just because she has sat on Student
Council each term, representing her peers and helping them with housing
issues. Nor is it just because she organizes events, like the Freedom
to Read Week reading, or because she attends events and encourages
others to participate (she is a faithful attendee at Trivia Nights).
It's not just because she takes advantage of professional development
opportunities (having attended the CLA conference in 2006 and OLA in
2007). Michelle isn't worthy of the nomination only because she manages
to juggle working at London Public Library with a full MLIS course
load, with academic success, or because she has worked in libraries in
Hamilton, London, and Guelph. No, it's not for any of those reasons
alone. Michelle Lake exemplifies the Spirit of Librarianship because
she does ALL of those things, with a smile on her face, a positive
attitude, and a willingness to help her fellow students every step of
the way. She is genuinely passionnate about librarianship. She has
contributed to every aspect of the program and is committed to the
profession, to FIMS, to her studies, and to her peers. That is why
Michelle deserves the nomination.


Jessica Olliver
Testimony One:
Ms.
Olliver is very engaged with the student community and has a great
interest in the MLIS program and its ties to the professional
community.

Ms. Olliver has been a SOGS rep for Student Council
since September, and she is hoping to become more involved with council
this summer.Ms. Olliver is also an active member of OLA and currently
working to get a student chapter at FIMS. At the moment, she is
contemplating having an “OLA Day” once a term where students could
focus on professional issues such as resume building, interview skills,
networking, etc.


Testimony Two:
Jess Olliver deserves
the Spirit of Librarianship Award because of all she does to make the
library school experience more enjoyable for her peers. She is a very
active member of the Student Chapter of the CLA, and participates in
planning and running fun events. She also worked with the Student
Council to bring guest speakers to FIMS this semester. It’s amazing,
but Jess also finds the time to act as a MLIS SOGS Rep. Jess is always
thinking of ways to serve and help others and is truly committed to
librarianship.


Megan Potts
Megan would be a deserving
recipient of this award for a number of reasons–she is an articulate
and constructive contributor to class discussions, is always willing to
take time to assist fellow students, and is a positive influence on
anyone and everyone she meets. Megan epitomizes the ideals of the
profession with her helpful attitude, her interest in learning, and the
courtesy with which she treats both students and instructors alike.
Megan is a leader and role model to her fellow students, is both bright
and hardworking, and she represents all the most positive aspects of
Western's MLIS program. For these reasons, she deserves this nomiantion
for Western's Spirit of Librarianship Award.


Tina Steed
Testimony One:
As
past Chair of the CLA, Tina successfully increased membership and made
innovative changes to the executive. She has been an active member of
the CLA her entire time at Library School and is currently serving as
the Treasurer. Additionally, Tina has been active on the Student
Council and currently serves as a Social Rep. Tina is always willing to
help out fellow students, and exemplifies the spirit of our profession.


Testimony Two:
Tina was my peer mentor during my first
term here (September – December 2006) and we have been friends since
the first day we met. In fact, even before I arrived on campus, Tina
answered my panicked email and IM messages daily, and answered them
thoroughly and honestly. She is an incredibly warm and friendly person
who genuinely cares the well being of her fellow classmates. Moreover,
she is passionate about the field and is genuinely excited to get out
there and make a difference. I would not have made it through my first
semester without her, and I continue to value her friendship and
support.


Danielle Winn
Over her tenure in the MLIS
program, Danielle Winn has consistently made positive social and
professional contributions to the program. Throughout her schooling,
she has been active in student groups and social and professional
activities. This term, while balancing the academic commitments of this
program and the demands of a teaching assistant, she has volunteered
her time as MLIS Student Council Chair and Communications
Representative for the student chapter of the CLA. In these roles she
has helped to organize fundraisers and social events, and bring in
guest speakers from the wider library community. Her warm, outgoing and
fun personality certainly brightens the sterile halls of North Campus
Building, and her enthusiasm for librarianship permeates all of her
endeavours.

Can You Memorize These 100 SKU Codes By Friday?

Is there any job you start where you don't get overwhelmed with information the first day?  When I started working at a gas station at 14 or 15, they handed me a list of 100 SKU codes for every product we sold and told me to have it memorized by the weekend.  I also had to read through various other policy manuals, credit card procedures, get trained on the cash register, the islands that held the pumps and who knows what else. 

But as with anything, you don't learn everything the first day and it's a bit of a learning curve until you get comfortable.  I'm sure that will be the case with this job as well.  Today was (a bit) overwhelming but it was exciting too – lots of interesting background information, great co-workers (I'm not just saying that because my boss mentioned I had a blog during our afternoon coffee break!) and I can see already that a lot of stuff I learned at library school will come into play in a very real way. 

The person I'm replacing is very good about making sure he's not giving me too much too fast (or too little either) which is nice.  I've been on the other side of the “training the new guy” coin and know what a delicate balance it can be. 

Beyond this entry, I'm likely not going to write a lot about my day to day work because my personal belief is that this is, if not inappropriate, at least risky, especially for a blog where I am very open about who is writing it, including my picture and so on.  You never know what comment is going to offend somebody and, as I believe I have mentioned before, although my goal is never to offend anyone with what I write, there was less chances of a negative impact if I offended a classmate or a professor versus if I offend a co-worker or my boss.  

I do have classmates who have anonymous and semi-anonymous blogs where they are much more forthcoming and even critical about their experiences in workplaces and co-op positions.  That is completely their choice. 

This blog has always been opinionated and will continue to be so.  This blog occasionally uses language that some may be offensive to some and will continue to.  I will continue to endeavour to refer to people by their first name and last initial as much as possible unless the reason I'm referring to them by their full name is well known (or if I just slip up – which I have done, especially earlier in the blog as I was “finding my feet.”)  I will occasionally post pictures that some might find funny but others might find embarrassing (usually to me.)  That is my choice.  I'll live with the consequences if there are any. 

My blog has never really been a “diary” type blog about the minutia of my daily life, my pet peeves, or as a platform to attack other people.  Instead, it has always focused mostly on “big picture” library issues, technology and will increasingly be about our baby as well as the odd post about Saskatchewan-related news, hockey news and various miscellaneous items that catch my eye. 

The entries might not be quite as regular as they were when I was unemployed or before that, when I was in school.

Oh, and I should
repeat that this blog will occasionally have typos, spelling errors and
grammatical errors that aren't corrected.  I don't spend a lot of time
editing/re-reading my posts and I know it can sometimes look
unprofessional (especially since these posts are a reflection on myself
and who I am in many ways.)  But I hope people realise and accept that,
at least to me, blogging lends itself to a bit more informality than
more professional communication modes.

Tomorrow's entry: “What kind of soup I had at lunch today.”