The Greatest Quote about Librarians Ever?

This still isn’t my ever-percolating rant about e-books and libraries but I wanted to show how the bar has been raised by this awesome post which includes the great passage:

And if you thought about it for more than five seconds, you’d understand what the real purpose of the library should be. And it ain’t about getting a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey for those thirty horny women who just asked for it because think they might like some S&M, but would scream out loud if you were making out and accidentally leaned on their hair.

Oh, God, have you read any of this book? Fifty Shades of Grey? Read this and tell me it wasn’t written by a sixteen-year-old girl:

“Does this mean you’re going to make love to me tonight, Christian?”
“No, Anastasia it doesn’t. Firstly, I don’t make love. I fuck… hard.”

Well, duh. Does anyone fuck soft? We all fuck hard. But seriously, even librarians fuck hard.

Kony 2012 (and some thoughts on Inactive Activism)

If you’re like me, you probably woke up yesterday to find your Facebook, Twitter and other social feeds flooded with links to a video called “Kony 2012“.

Most people posting it didn’t have much more info than that so I didn’t watch it right away – partly because its length (half an hour) and partly because it wasn’t clear if it was just another viral video from some corporation or, given the title, some sort of campaign video or what exactly the big deal was.

But after seeing it posted repeatedly, often with comments along the lines of how this video could “change the world” or “YouHaveToSeeThis!!!!”, I decided I better give it a boo.

It *is* a campaign video but like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

In the video, a young filmmaker lays out his plan to bring awareness and infamy to one of the world’s worst warlords on a single day in April which will hopefully lead to his arrest and the freeing of the tens of thousands of child soldiers under his control in Uganda.

A notable goal, brilliantly packaged and executed.

I didn’t re-post but instead, began crafting a post for the chosen date – April 20 – as a reminder that our collective Internet action could bring down a dictator!  After all it worked in Egypt (okay, people will argue about what the role of social media was), why not do it again?

As I was crafting my post, I went to my go-to source for good quality analysis on the net, Metafilter, to see what the folks there thought.

And for the most part, the comments were not kind exposing many many problems with the Invisible Children NGO, often quite humorously.

The people behind the video were blatant self-promoters.  They mis-represented many facts including how many child soliders were involved and the location of Kony (not even in Uganda anymore.)  They over-simplified the geopolitics of the region and over-glorified their influence on everyone from George Clooney to Barack Obama.  They were neo-colonizers – “white rich kids solving the problems of black Africa.”  The NGO they run pays its top people *very* well and has never had its books externally audited among other non-traditional practices for a charity. They were either fundamentalist Christians and/or mainly appealed to fundamentalist Christians.  They happily posed with the weapons of a different rebel army like a bunch of kids playing Rambo (although that part of the story has layers too).  And so on

Even reading the mounting evidence against these guys, I still wanted to believe.  I mean, that video is damn powerful and incredibly well put together.  And getting rid of someone who’s #1 on the International Criminal Court’s list of baddies *has* to be a good thing, right?

Of course I don’t claim to understand the geo-politics of the region but can anyone, even someone who’s been doing NGO work in Uganda for twenty years, know exactly what would happen if the guy was removed?  Maybe someone would spring up to take his place, maybe the group would disband, maybe something else unforeseen entirely?

But anyhow, after doing quite a bit of follow-up reading, I’ve turned around and modified the post I originally drafted into the one you’re seeing today instead of April 20 (when I suspect much of the viral “nowness” of the video will have passed anyhow, even without the backlash which has already begun – a backlash which has led to a rebuttal from Invisible Children addressing the most common criticisms their campaign is receiving.)

All of this made me think of a concept I call “Inactive Activism”.  “Inactive Activism” is a phrase I use to describe how I think of many people’s approach (including myself) with regards to how we go about trying to change the world for the better.  This is an objective I obviously believe in but am not always the most engaged with.

So what do I mean by that slightly tongue-in-cheek phrase?

[Edit: in response to some Facebook comments, I want to clarify that I see “Inactive Activism” as one step up from the similar concept of “slacktivism” .  To me, the Inactive Activist is a bit more aware, a bit more targeted in their approach.  On the other hand, I see “slacktivists” as people who are clicking “like” on everything that comes across their news feed, signing every online petition, and changing their profile picture on a weekly basis for the cause du jour.]

Probably like the majority of people, I’m fairly comfortable taking small steps to improve the world but resist doing the bigger gestures because they’re too much work or too expensive or too scary or whatever.

I can throw a dribble of money at charities and other causes I believe in but I don’t give away a set percentage of my income every year.  I can recycle but I don’t make nearly enough of an effort to reduce the amount of “stuff” I consume in the first place.  I’ve never handwritten a letter to a politician but I’ve happily clicked on many online petitions.

That’s why a video like this is so entrancing and can get 8 million views (and counting) in a couple days.

Although the main message of the video is about removing Kony, there’s also a strong underlying message about how the power pyramid has inverted and you don’t need to go to Africa or be a professional filmmaker or be a millionaire to be able to change the world anymore.

The majority of us can now easily be “inactive activists” by taking a few simple steps – “signing” online petitions and sharing ideas with friends across our countries and around the world via blogs, Twitter, Facebook and other methods.

But that also means we can be “Lazy Activists” and simply pass along things without our own critical analysis and reflection (or reading same of others.)  As I said, this “lazy activist” approach was something I was very close to doing.  And as much as I wish it was, it wasn’t even my natural skepticism that stopped me from re-posting but more my innate need to hear a few other sources beyond my own social circle. Thanks MetaFilter!)

I still think that it’s great that, in our inter-connected, social media age, people working together to share ideas and information can change the world.  But I think it also means we need to be more skeptical than ever as well – no matter how well put together a video is or much it appeals to our emotions.

I Love George Carlin

Music Monday – How Could I Ever Forget the Happiest Day of My Life?

Well, other than wishing you a Happy Anniversary on Saturday.  😉 But when you have three anniversary dates to keep track of, that’s to be expected.  In fact, re-reading that entry about our three anniversaries, it looks like this wasn’t the first time I was early with my anniversary wishes!

Anyhow, nine years and counting as a married couple (and many more as a “living in sin” couple!)  Hooray for us!

If The Beatles Were Less Subtle

If you’re a big Beatles fan and know the stories behind what inspired many of their songs, you’ll get lots of laughs out of these re-imagined titles.

Some examples:

  • Cheer the Fuck Up, Julian (Hey Jude)
  • Please Please Just Give Me A Blowjob (Please Please Me)
  • A bunch of weird shit because we want people to please stop analyzing our songs in your curriculum (I Am The Walrus)
  • I’m Having An Affair, Cynthia (Norwegian Wood)
  • How Can I Make This More Profound Than ‘Scrambled Eggs’? (Yesterday)
  • I’ll Never Create Anything This Good Again (Carry That Weight)
  • Me and French Lessons Don’t Go Together Too Well (Michelle)

FTRW 2012 – Saturday Snap – Pace’s First Book

Last year, I capped my week-long Freedom to Read Week series with a post where I mentioned that Pace had written his name for the first time ever.  That led me to ruminate on what a major milestone this is and how illiteracy is another “big picture” form of censorship beyond the “banned books”-type issues that we usually think about during FTRW.

(To summarize, this week, I’ve talked about a variety of things that are de facto forms of censorship – limiting democracy, e-books, political correctness, illiteracy.)

Quite unintentionally, this week’s FTRW series is going to end on a similar note to last year.

I was home with Pace yesterday and he was playing with a stapler (er, that doesn’t sound good!) He realised that, if he stapled a couple pages together, it looked like a book.  That inspired us to try to make a real book.  I asked him to tell me a story and what you see written below is pretty much exactly what came out of his mouth (I wish I could say he was responsible for the drawings as well but unfortunately, that’s all on me.)

Anyhow, it’s so gratifying to see the progression in one short year – from just writing his name to now telling fully developed stories with beginnings, middles and ends, protagonists and all that good English 30 type stuff.

Maybe by next year, the next milestone will be that he writes a book – that’s so bad that I renounce all my personal beliefs and have to trash it because it’s really vulgar and offensive! 😉

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Friday Fun Link – “God Bless America” Trailer

My prediction?  This new movie from comedian Bobcat Goldthwait won’t cause any controversy at all. 😉

FTRW 2012 – The E-Book as A Form of Censorship

I’ve already mentioned that I’ve got a longer post on e-books and libraries percolating.

This post isn’t it.

But, as I’ve ended up doing “big picture” censorship topics for Freedom to Read Week this year compared to my usual stories about books that have <gasp> swears in them and movies that have <double gasp> boobies, I thought I’d explore a bit about how the enormous growth of e-books is becoming a weird form of de facto censorship.

I’m not even talking about the well-documented instances where big players like Apple and/or Amazon have removed books were already in their store or even that customers have bought and paid for.

And I’m not talking about how the increasing movement towards e-books threatens to squeeze out those who can’t afford laptops and e-readers and iPads and all the other “extras” of this brave new world.

Those things are both bad enough but even worse is how many books simply aren’t available in e-book format at all – either because they’re out of print or they’re from a small publisher who hasn’t moved to e-publishing yet or their copyrights aren’t clear so they can’t be made available.

On top of that, there’s a number of large publishers who have simply refused to make their titles available for library lending and that, to me, is a form of censorship as well.

I’m starting to get into what I want to cover in my longer e-book post but I think publishers are completely missing the boat here, targeting libraries by not making their books available instead of dealing with other larger access/distribution/pricing issues around e-books.

Sound familiar?  It’s the same problem that the music industry made initially and perhaps has not recovered from, even with the growth of the iTunes store. The movie industry is even worse – those guys have cried wolf for EVERY MAJOR TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPMENT OF THE PAST 100 YEARS!

Ultimately, whether it’s music or movies or books, the reality is that this is isn’t a problem of price, it’s a problem of access.  And any time publishers or corporations decide to restrict access and prevent readers from accessing content they want to access, they’re not protecting their bottom line.  Instead, they’re putting another nail in their own coffin.

FTRW 2012 – Oscar Censorship

No, not the seven-second delay when the documentary picture winner said “fuck” – that’s nothing.

Yesterday, I wrote about censorship from a more broad perspective than the usual FTRW topics of censorship of books (and DVD’s and graphic novels and so on.)  Today, I’d like to continue talking about bigger picture (er, no pun intended) censorship issues by looking at something that happened at the Oscars on Sunday night.

If you were following the telecast on Twitter and via other social media sites, you saw a huge amount of snark towards various aspects of the show including the weight and/or appearance of a number of celebrities (especially the females, whether it was Melissa McCarthy being too heavy or Angelina Jolie being too skinny.)

I oscillated between finding this distasteful and finding it hilarious.  But thinking of how it was Freedom to Read week and that censorship can come from the any direction (which we traditionally think of as left and right) including people who are being overly politically correct, (and as tough as it is to admit, especially on a national anti-bullying day) I think it is ultimately better that everyone be allowed to make their jokes about anything with no subject off-limits – weight, race, gener, religion, whatever.

I can’t remember but I think it was George Carlin who defended this approach by saying it’s always better when these things are out in the open instead of trying to hide them. I agree.

Of course, I also think of what Calgary Freedom to Read Award co-founder (and eventually recipient) Bob Stallworthy said, “Just because you have the right to offend someone, doesn’t mean you should.”

That’s very true.  But I’d rather that people have the right to tell Angelina Jolie to have a sandwich then not being allowed to say it at all.  Because goddammit, I’m not even joking when I say that woman needs a sandwich!

FTRW 2012 – Censoring Your Democratic Right to Vote

Censorship doesn’t just happen with books and videos, it happens in a variety of ways when people in positions of power and authority attempt to control, influence and manipulate your behaviour.

Perhaps the most insidious way that they do this is when powerful people attempt to eliminate our fundamental democratic rights.  Right now, a major scandal has erupted over allegations that the Conservative Party of Canada did exactly that by using mis-leading “robo-calls” to direct supporters of other parties to incorrect polling locations in the last federal election.

A classmate from library school lives Guelph which is one of the dozens of ridings that saw the use of these tactics.  And, like a good librarian, he managed to get a recording of the robo-call he received for posterity’s sake.

I know that a lot of times people across all parts of the political spectrum go too far in trying to portray what the people on the other end of the spectrum as “scary” or “ruining the country” or whatever.  I’ve been guilty of that myself on occasion.

But if hearing this clip doesn’t make you think twice about what the Federal Conservatives stand for – tactics that wouldn’t be out of line for a third-world dictator – then I don’t know what would ever possibly convince you to get really angry about the true danger to Canada and Canadian values that the Harper Government represents?

Both “scary” and “ruining the country” at the same time!  Truly odiously shameful.