“I’m going to reveal the truth of the biggest conspiracy in political history right now. Hillary Clinton asked me to run because she thought I could help her undermine the Republican Party. But she didn’t know I was a winner and now I’m going to win!”
“America needs to elect someone who has balls.”
“Blah, blah blah. Are you done, professor?”
“Electing women and black people is political correctness run amok.”
“I always tell the truth. Hillary Clinton lies every time she opens her mouth.”
“She came to my wedding. I know how the system works better than anyone because I’ve been buying politicians forever. I bought her but no one will buy me.”
“Melania will be a hot First Lady. Bill will be a disgusting slob of a First Lady.”
“On day one, I’ll pass a law to deport treasonous people who threaten US national security like Secretary Clinton did.”
“If anyone watching this says “debate” during their next visit to a Trump property, they’ll receive a 10% discount on their entire stay.”
“Monica.”
It’s scary that some of these are jokes and some these are semi-serious and it’s hard to tell the difference!
After originally being posted by Shea to Facebook (which means I have plausible deniablility but also that not everyone could view it since she didn’t make it public), this video has taken on a bit of legendary status.
I’m getting all these cryptic e-mails from other people at RPL (and even beyond) that say “Hey, I heard there was a video you guys dancing?” and “What’s this about a weird video?” (I especially love the comment from an Alberta-based author who saw it after someone shared it on Facebook and was impressed that we manage to help a patron, even as we’re dancing!)
I always did identify with Brian right down to having a very shitty experience in shop class (er, if anybody hasn’t seen the movie, Brian’s the character on the far left, not the far right!) 😉
In most professions, you try to learn all you can about a single area. One of the coolest things about librarians/librarianship is that it’s a profession where you benefit from knowing a little bit about a lot of things.
