“How many librarians does it take to change a light bulb?”“I don't know but I can look it up for you…”(One of our maintenance guys told me this one today. Of course, I immediately tried to come up with a “How many maintenance guys does it take to look something up in the ready reference […]
One advantage of being incredibly sick for the past few days…my first ever steroid prescription (legal, that is – back when I was a pro wrestler in the 80's, I was on the juice quite heavily of course.) I have a very supportive family:My father-in-law: “that'll help the next time you get in a hockey […]
Comedy Central in the US won't allow Canadians to watch their clips so if you want to be legal, you have to watch The Comedy Network version of this clip that is viewable by Canadians…or, like everything else, you can just watch it on YouTube. Great system there, guys. Way to go!
And you thought there were a lot of book challenges around the world already! Funny stuff…
I'll give you the punchline – “the dash don't be silent” – and I bet you'll still have to read this a couple times to get it! (For bonus fun, make sure to read the comments. “Actually, it's a hyphen so…”)
Five Things That Will Probably Happen When I Play With My Old Rec Hockey Team For The First Time in Seven Years Tonight1. I will very likely puke after my first shift.2. I will likely suffer an injury of some sort, probably to my groin.3. I will need a wheelchair to get around at work […]
You may have seen the original viral video… But have you seen the Sarah Palin mash-up “highlighting” her recent interview with Katie Couric? And since we're on the topic (again – what is the strange fascination I have with this woman?) And one more. I mean, thank GOD that she's been blessed against witchcraft. She's […]
My parents got invited to the Investors Group cross-Canada comedy tour stop in Regina tonight and invited Shea and I to join them. The second comedian, Tim Nutt, began his act this way… “Alright Regina! How y'all doing? Thursday night in Regina – must be exciting – let's go down to the nice theatre and […]
…could also be called “OD Specialist” if the longer title won't fit on your business card. I can't remember which co-worker pointed this out to me today but I thought it was pretty funny.
