10 Best Things About Our New Dog (Sarcastic Version)

  1. Regularly embarrasses us by refusing to listen at obedience class (the instructor pictured above is awesome though!)
  2. Waking us up at 5am most days
  3. Costing us a ton of money since somebody (okay, it’s me) can’t resist buying him a new toy every time I go to the store
  4. Happily joining Shea or I in the tub if either of us leaves the bathroom door open
  5. Whining and crying if we don’t leave the bathroom door open
  6. Causing constant worry that he’s going to destroy something that’s expensive and/or not easily replaced – a phone, a couch, a pair of glasses, etc.
  7. Eating a meal with a begging puppy watching your every move is a different experience
  8. Trimming his nails is not going so well
  9. Constant worry that he’ll get away, get stolen or get hurt
  10. Cleaning up his poop

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