Barack Obama Reads "Where The Wild Things Are" at the White House Easter Egg Hunt

Pretty good technique…is there anything this man can't do?

(Thanks to Pam J. for the link via Facebook)

Ryan Meili Gets Major Endorsement, (Uhm, Also Gets Arrested…Nearly A Decade Ago)

David Forbes, a sitting MLA, endorsed Ryan Meili today adding to the momentum that the campaign is building heading into the final weeks of the campaign. 

Buried near the end of the story is the fact that the local CTV affiliate took the opportunity at the press conference to ask a question about Ryan being arrested nearly a decade ago during a peaceful protest during the Summit of the Americas (for which he received an absolute discharge and had the conviction striken from his record a year later.)

I don't know if the journalist was trying to play a bit of “gotcha” journalism but for me, when I hear that, all I can think is: “Ryan Meili is the only candidate running for the leadership of the NDP who's actually had the balls to be arrested for standing up for his beliefs.” 

I bet there are lots of NDP old-timers, unionists and activists who will actually be impressed knowing this little detail about Ryan's personal history.  

Heck, even my son was impressed by Ryan's youthful arrest…


Five Things I Learned at Image Cable Systems

I’m doing a series of posts on what I learned from the various jobs I’ve held in my life.  First up was a list of the five things I learned during my time at my hometown gas station when I was in high school.  Now, having signed up to do some volunteer phone calling for the Ryan Meili campaign, I was inspired to talk about my second “real” job in my life – as a door-to-door salesman for a rural Saskatchewan cable TV company called Image Cable Systems during summers while I was doing my undergrad degree.  (As part of the job, we had to do phone surveys of existing customers – very similar to the calls to existing NDP members I’m doing now – which is why I thought of this.)  Oh, and I see Image has morphed into a wireless Internet and cable company, still focused on rural Saskatchewan. 

I got this summer job near the end of my final year of high school.  Image wanted me to spend the summer going door-to-door through my hometown trying to sell new cable subscriptions and up-sell existing customers with one of the four packages they had at the time (I even remember them – Extended Basic, Music, Movies and Variety.)  Mini-satellite dishes were just starting to hit the market so to be honest, selling cable subscriptions and packages, especially to people in your hometown, was almost like shooting fish in a barrel.  (“Oh dearie, your mom was such a good nurse to me when I was in the hospital – I’ll take that MuchMusic package you were talking about!”)

Image initially ran this campaign in six of their largest communities (with a local kid or two working in each town) and it was so successful, they kept it going through their whole system of 50 (?) communities across eastern and central Saskatchewan during subsequent summers.  I visited probably 25-30 towns during the four or so summers I worked for them (including my hometown twice – once my first summer and once during my final one!)  I also even got extended into the fall during my second last summer to make sure that all the towns they wanted to hit got covered.

Here are some of the things I learned…
1. By far, the single biggest thing I learned (or got a lot of practice at anyhow) was how to talk to/get along with/deal with people of all ages, personalities, attitudes and so on.  It wasn’t as bad as selling vacuums door-to-door but you were still cold-calling people, never sure if they’d set their dog on you, tell you their husband had just died or call you in and offer you tea and a sandwich.  (All true stories by the way.) 

2. This will sound crass but I got a taste of how good it feels to make lots of money.  Image structured their pay system very generously – we got paid a base wage that was already higher than minimum wage (more than what most college students could ask for already!) plus we were paid on an escalating scale for every sale and upgrade we made plus bonuses.  For example, for the first 50 new subscriptions we sold, we might get $5.00 each and $2.50 for every package sold as an upgrade to a new or existing customer (so a new customer who ordered all 4 packages meant I got $15).  Once I got to 50 new sales, I might get a bonus of $50 too. For the next 50, it was something like $7.50 and $5.00 and a $100 bonus when I got to 100 sales.  And so on and so on. 

In my most lucrative summer, the team I was working with (two technicians doing line checks and myself doing sales) made over 300 new sales and Image won a national marketing award for the campaign so you can do the math to figure out how much money we were raking in.  When you average it out for the entire summer, I made the equivalent of the hourly wage I’m getting now, fifteen years and two degrees later!   That was the fall that I went on an exchange to England and it was so awesome to not have to worry about money at all during that trip.  (I’m quick to add that this experience didn’t spoil me completely and I chose to work in non-profits for a lot less than many of my contemporaries were making for nearly a decade after convocating with my English degree.  And I also chose to work in public libraries rather than academic or special libraries which are often higher paying.)

3. That I do my best work when working autonomously – if I’m given a lot of freedom to do the work as I see fit, bend rules when necessary and make things happen.   I’d already realised this on a smaller level at the Esso where we only had two employees on during the busiest weekends during the summer.  Otherwise, you were the only employee working.  But working with Image Cable confirmed this.  Being on the road, either working by myself or as part of a team, meant that HQ in Yorkton gave us a lot of trust that we would do the work required without a lot of oversight (I think we had to call in first thing in the morning and last thing in the evening with updated sales figures but we were otherwise on our own to decide how to work our way through a town, what to do when it was raining, how many times we might go back to prospective new customers, etc.)   Obviously the fact that we were selling at a pace that won Image a national award meant we were doing what was expected of us and more.  (I often wonder if they reconsidered their compensation scheme once it got to the point that they had to pay three team members $50 each or something equally ridiculous for every single new person we signed up?) 

That also led to one funny situation – during one summer, Image had two teams working simultaneously in two different communities.  But for some unknown reason, in a couple of the largest communities, they would place the two teams in the same community at the same time.  The other team wasn’t doing as well (I think they ended up with half the sales we did for the entire summer) and obviously, there was some potential for jealousy.  (Actually now that I think about it – that was probably why they placed two teams in the same town.  They wanted the other team to see what we were doing and maybe learn from us?)

Anyhow, one rainy morning, my team decided to slack off and sleep in for a bit before going out having had a late night the night before going past our scheduled quitting time to finish an installation for a new customer.  So after calling in at 9am, we all went back to bed.  (Oh, we also made extra money by scrimping and saving every way possible on our, again overly generous, per diem. Shared hotel rooms.  Buying groceries for meals instead of eating out. Staying with friends or family instead of using hotels where possible.)  We were awoken half an hour later by a phone call from our irate supervisor.  “Why are you still in your hotel room?”

My co-worker explained that it was raining plus we’d worked late the night before so we were starting later today.  That might’ve been enough for some people but my co-worker was kinda pissed – that the other team had told on us and that our work was being questioned when we were doing so well – so he  demanded that my supervisor call the house of the elderly lady where we’d stayed until 10pm the night before to get her cable hooked up (completely against the rules that had been set for us which said we had to wind-up by 9pm every night.)  The supervisor didn’t want to call but finally relented and did – the story checked out, the customer was extremely happy with our service – and the other team, who had told on us, ended up looking even worse!   

4. Although I’d grown up in rural Saskatchewan, it was a great experience just to get to visit so many different small towns, meeting so many different people – see what made each town unique and what made it similar.  We often had long hauls (mine were especially long since I usually had to drive the hour and a half to Yorkton at the start of the week to meet my team before we carried on to our scheduled town for the week – which could be another 3-4 hours away.)

5.  How to steal cable which sounds kinda flippant but actually probably had a big influence on my current views on copyright in the digital age, file sharing and open access.  (Another big part of the reason we were so successful is that the technicians doing line checks were basically looking to ensure that everyone was getting what they paid for.  In those early days of cable technology, any local electrician or really, anyone with a ladder and some ingenuity, could climb to the “trap” and make it so that all the channels flowed freely.  If you hit a town where somebody had given free cable to a dozen of their friends, the potential to make 8-10 sales if approached the right way was pretty high. 

Another anecdote – I went up to a house that was stealing and an old lady opened the door.  I launched into my usual “soft sell” spiel – “Madame, we’ve noticed that you were receiving unauthorized cable TV signals and I wanted to provide some information about the services we have available at these various pricing structures…”

“My goddamn son said I wouldn’t get caught!” she blurted, grabbed the package from my hand and slamming the door in my face.  (I later learned that she’d mailed in her application for service right to the Yorkton office – and again, as a token of the company’s generosity – we got credit for any sales that came in directly to HQ anytime we were in a town or for a month after we left in recognition that we may have been the reason the person signed up even if they didn’t right at the moment.)

Music Monday – "I was sitting there watching TV/Wendy came and sat on my knee."

In honour of the last episode of “Corner Gas” tonight, here's one of my favourite songs by the Odds, the former band of Craig Northey who wrote the “Corner Gas” theme song, “Not A Lot Going On”.

(Unfortunately, the clip is from MuchMoreMusic who have more crap around the edge of the screen than the Business News Network.  Probably fortunately for those viewers with sensitive ears, this clip is the adapted-for-TV version.  On the album, the lyric definitely isn't “I was making love to Wendy under the stars“.)

2009 NHL Playoff Predictions

[Edit: I'm getting a lot of hits from people searching Google for NHL playoff predictions.  I don't have time to flesh out my thoughts unfortunately to make this post a bit more informative.  But here's an interesting site I came across to help track your playoff predictions.  You can also make a donation to help the Mario Lemieux Foundation when you join the site – though that's not required.]

I was
50% last year for the first round of the NHL playoffs.

Let's try it again this year:

Montreal over Boston
Washington over New York Rangers
Carolina over New Jersey
Pittsburgh over Philadelphia

San Jose over Anaheim
Detroit over Columbus
Vancouver over St. Louis
Calgary over Chicago

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

Some random thoughts from my extended long weekend (thanks for dying AND coming back a couple days later, Jesus – four day weekend, baby!)



– the high
school student sitting at the table outside the liquor store when I
stopped for some wine picked perhaps the single worst weekend to try to
sell fundraising chocolate bars.  “Maybe next year you can try
Valentine's Day?” I thought about quipping but realised he might have
heard a variation on this theme a couple times already. 




– when I made my
purchases at the 7-11, the total was $6.66.  Who knew the battle for my
immortal soul would happen at a 'Slev on Easter Sunday over a Big Gulp
and an Entertainment Weekly magazine?




– nothing to do
with Easter except that the Flames lost two pretty big games this
weekend to close out one of the biggest chokes in NHL history, letting
the Canucks catch up from a 15 point deficit to win the Division while
they dropped from 3rd to 5th and now must start on the road in the
first round instead of having home ice advantage.  SO disappointing!




– the spring
cleaning/decluttering we intended to do before our trip to Vegas a
month ago got in the way proceeded quite well this weekend – our house
will probably never get a spread in a fashion magazine ever but we got
rid of a LOT of crap.  Always tough to do for me – old clothes that
don't fit anymore (but they might someday!), computers I've had for
over a decade but that I spent so much time with, wedding gifts that
never got used/opened and finally made it to the garage sale bin.




Anyhow, here's one more link to tie it all together…Easter Humour for Atheists.

Some Reasons… (Happy 65th Birthday, Dad!)

I’ve been on a real kick of reading anything to do with father and son relationships since Pace was born – from sentimental stuff like Tim Russert’s “Wisdom of Our Fathers: Lessons and Letters from Daughters and Sons” (which collects a bunch of responses his bestseller about his own dad, “Big Russ and Me” received) to more cutting edge stuff like David Sheff’s “Beautiful Boy” which details his son’s descent into crystal meth addiction (and is somewhat unique in that the son has also written a book on these events from his own perspective, titled “Tweak” which was released around the same time and which I’ve also read.) 

Today my dad has a birthday (as does Ryan Meili apparently – there – the real truth is out about why I’m a Meili supporter!) although dad’s just a bit older. 

We had a surprise supper for my dad last week so for a gift – since I’ve never been a meth addict myself – I thought I’d go the safe route and buy him a copy of “Wisdom of Our Fathers.”  I’d read it in hardcover but the paperback version the bookstore had in stock had an added chapter where readers had submitted lists of the reasons they loved their dads. 

I thought this might help make the gift extra special, especially for such an important milestone birthday, so decided to write the same type of list for my dad.  I wrote up the first few things that came into my head (it’s not an exhaustive list by any stretch) then tucked it into the back of the book – not sure if he’d see it or not. 

It turns out he didn’t find it until later, after the party had ended and we’d come back to Regina.  That’s probably just as well as the Hammond men tend to get pretty sentimental at the best of times (you could add “I love you because you get emotional when you sell a car” to the list of reasons I love my dad that I’ve posted below – although to be fair, I show the same characteristic – except it wasn’t cars but taking a bunch of old computers, going back to 1997, to Sarcan to be recycled today that got me all choked up.  Yep, I’m a true nerd!) 

The list below is probably more suited for the private journal rather than the public blog so if public displays of affection make you uncomfortable (or nauseous), you’ll probably want to skip today’s entry and come back tomorrow.  

Oh, and like the paperback version of the Russert book, I took the liberty of adding a few extra items that weren’t on the original list and clarifying a couple others. 

Some reasons…

  • I love you because you and mom took us on trips to Florida and Hawaii and BC and La Ronge and many other places when we were growing up which has given me a love of travel, a love of learning and a love of risk and adventure.
  • I love you because you took me out to walk the property lines at the farm so I’d know where our land began and ended and also so I’d know a bit more about our family history. [Small explanatory note: Our land is along the top of a valley that runs sort of NW to SE so our property lines aren’t a nice square like the farms in most other parts of the province.] 
  • I love you because you’d play “double or nothing” cards with me as a kid until I won.
  • I love you because you came to pick me up at the gas station in Fort Qu’Appelle when I ran out of gas at 5am coming home from Yorkton one night as a teenager.  As you topped up my tank from your gerry can, you told me a story about how your dad had to do the exact same thing for you once.
  • I love you because you came to all of my hockey games when I was a kid and usually drove the other kids when we had out-of-town games.
  • I love you because you often bought some of the kids who didn’t have a lot of money a hamburger, fries and drink after the games.  You probably don’t realise how big of an impression that made on me.
  • I love you because of your go-to toe truck joke.  [“What do you do if your big toe falls off?”  “Call a toe truck.”]
  • I love you because you always say “And what else?” when the conversation lags.
  • I love you because you always say “I wonder what the poor people are doing?” whenever you’re having a particularly good time.
  • I love you because you know one trick that’s guaranteed to always make kids laugh.
  • I love you because you never pressured me to be a farmer and supported me whatever my choices were.
  • I love you because you came to pick me up at the airport after I made a very expensive mistake at a time when I could least afford it.  When I said I was worried what people would say, you said, “who cares what they say?  That’s their problem.  Plus where have they gone and what have they tried in their lives?”
  • I love you because you always help maintain and/or fix my vehicles.
  • I love you because you always help maintain and/or fix my house.
  • I love you because you used to leave work five minutes early when I
    got out of school at 11:50am and walked to the car dealership where you
    were working during the winters so I could get a ride home with you for lunch.
  • I love you because you chose to live in a small town which means I got all the advantages of growing up in a small town.
  • I love you because you chose to farm which means I got all the advantages of having grown up in a farming family even if I was never going to be a farmer myself.
  • I love you because you did a wild & crazy trip with a bunch of your friends when you were young and only when I was older did I realise that there probably wasn’t much that I got up to that you didn’t at least have some clue about.
  • I love you because you used to let me abuse your garage doors while playing basketball, hockey, soccer, tennis, etc. etc. when other families on the block wouldn’t let the same thing happen on their driveways.
  • I love you because your story about your dad always giving you the last dollar out of his wallet.  I know that’s how you live your life and that’s how I try to live mine too.
  • I love you because you got to be my best man at my wedding in Mexico.
  • I love you because you married mom instead of somebody else who wouldn’t have complemented you so well.
  • I love you because you and mom walked that awkward tightrope of being an “adult”  and being “cool” with my friends in high school better than anybody else’s parents did.
  • I love you because of how you play with Pace and how he lights up when he sees “Poppa!” coming up to the house.
  • I love you because you’re one of the friendliest, most giving people I know.
  • I love you because you’re my dad.

 Happy 65th Birthday!!!  Love from Jason

Friday Fun Link – Free Music Archive (April 10, 2009)

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Mike Ribeiro's *Insane* Shootout Goal

I missed posting yesterday but that means I get to post this today.  There have been lots of great shootout goals since they brought the new rule into the NHL but usually players don't get too creative because they're still playing for points.  But perhaps because the season's almost over and Dallas and Colorado are already both eliminated from the playoffs, you get this beaut… 

(Oh, and since I'm discussing highlight reel goals, this is also a good place to mention that my rec hockey team's season ended a couple weeks ago and I scored the game-winning goal in our final game which we won 12-10.  My goal wasn't quite to the level of the clip below but it was close.  Okay, not really – goal mouth scramble, puck ends up on my stick, I manage to roof it without a) shooting into the sprawled out goalie, b) the teammate standing right in front of me c) the plexiglass behind the net.  Pretty good way to end the season anyhow.  We do have a couple young guys on our team who regularly do moves like this during games though.  Pretty crazy just to be on the ice with guys who can dangle like that.  Actually, it's amazing just to be on the ice with guys who aren't winded skating up the ice one time.  Okay, enough self-effacing humour…time for the real show…)

AskMetafilter: "I used to do _____, but now I use _____ on the internet for free!"

A good question on AskMefi to sum up how the Internet has shifted so much of our world.  (Also see my post on “Five Things The Internet Is Killing (And One Thing It Isn't)“.)