First Lines From My First Blog Post of Each Month in 2013

This is always one of my favourite posts of the year for the uniquely random spin it puts on a “year in review” type post.

.  Click on the month below if one of the “first lines” grabs your attention…

  • January – “As he did in 2009, Ryan Meili is once again spearheading an extremely innovative leadership campaign that has all kinds of potential to change the way politics are done in Saskatchewan.”
  • February – “Fan theories are alternate ideas/interpretations for movies, music, books, etc.”
  • March – “/r/ImGoingToHellForThis is a sub-Reddit dedicated to “Tasteless “politically incorrect” dark, offensive, & twisted humor of all types is welcome here. “
  • April – “Lots of April Fool’s jokes across the Internet today as usual.”
  • May – “I’m not sure if this fits as a May Day story or not but I like the sentiment – people who do tough jobs for very little reward sometimes deserve to be surprised with some over-the-top generosity (although there’s also a flip side argument that if we paid decent wages to our servers, tipping wouldn’t be required in the first place.)”
  • June – “For the past month, my Aunt Sandi has been visiting from Kelowna.”
  • July – “What better songs to post for Canada Day than a couple tracks from a new Canadian super group called “The Mounties”?”
  • August – “Was out on the Reference Desk covering a lunch break again today.”
  • September – “This isn’t where I got the name for my Head Tale blog…but I kinda wish it was!”
  • October – “My picks for NHL Conference Finalists:  Detroit Red Wings vs. New York Islanders in the East and LA Kings vs. Minnesota Wild in the West which becomes NYI versus LA with the Kings winning.”
  • November  -“I meant to post this list of the 50 Scariest Books yesterday on Halloween but ended up putting a cute picture of the kids instead.”
  • December – “In past years, I’ve often done a series of posts during Christmas week about atheism/religion/the Christmas holidays that are (hopefully) educational, humourous, thought-provoking or occasionally maybe even all of the above.”

Christmas 2013: By The Numbers

I haven’t blogged for a few days as I got overwhelmed and busy with that “real life” thing as Shea’s folks and mine joined us from the 27th until the 29th to have a belated Christmas together.  Here are a few numbers from the past week…

0 – number of times I’ve left the house to go to a store (since a Christmas Eve Day run to the grocery store).  No Boxing Day shopping.  No quick runs to various other stores that everybody else was making for extra groceries or wall-mounts for TVs or various other needs.

1 – number of times I left the house to go tobogganing with Pace (and 3 is how many days later my arms and legs are still sore from overdoing it!)

3 – number of realistic toy guns Pace got for Christmas (four if you could the Nerf gun that shoots foam discs).  Letting your kids play with guns is a pretty controversial topic in parenting circles but Shea and I are much more on the “it’s not the toy that’s the problem; it’s other factors that make kids violent.”

There is nothing inherently good or bad about kids playing with toy guns,” said Daniel Stauber, who specializes in treating children and adolescents at Community Psychological Consultants in Indianapolis. “It all depends on the child.”

5 – “too big to take with us” baby toys we got from Shea’s cousin who was moving to New Zealand that ended up turning into “Santa” gifts for Sasha.  (The irony that these Santa gifts actually came from *not* being able to travel halfway around the world wasn’t lost on me.)

10 – years I’ve been waiting to have a turducken for a major holiday meal, a desire that *finally* got realised this year.  (Verdict: it’s not something I’d have every year but definitely interesting to try once.)  Perhaps the major value of serving turducken is the discussion it led to about what other animals could be stuffed into one another and Shea’s hilarious quip that a pig stuffed into a cow could be called “BePorkin'”.

12 – years old was the age of the bottle of Glenlivet I got from my in-laws (and 15 and 18 years for the two airplane-sized bottles that came as part of the gift set)

25 – number of consecutive words Pace acted out in a game of Charades with his grandparents (I’m sure none of them minded him being the main actor in the game!)

150+ – number of playable characters in Pace’s new Lego Marvel Superheroes game.  Dad’s pretty excited about that but Pace is more into his new Skylanders Swap Force pack which, luckily, was picked up by Santa at Costco a week before Christmas at Costco as a last minute decision to get Pace the final item on his gift list (er, not counting “two front teeth” – maybe if his dad was dentist, we could’ve fulfilled that wish!)

Time: The History and Future of Everything

I know my Atheist Advent series of technically over but I’ll share one final video I had bookmarked that I thought addressed one specific issue really well, namely that a big part of the reason that human are religious is that we simply fail to grasp the time scales involved in things like evolution and how they could come to pass over millions of years.

(I’m not saying I’m any better at it either – but at least having a sense of it helps to make things like evolution and therefore, other non-superstitious explanations for our world and how it works, more believable.)

The Best Christmas Ever?

Only partly tongue-in-cheek, I often think that the best Christmas I ever had was when we were living in Calgary and Shea had to work on a 7am to 3pm shift on Christmas Day, leaving me all alone for the day.

It sounds sad but it turned out to be a wonderful, relaxing, enjoyable day.  I woke up late, played a few games of NHL 2000 (which is probably still one of my all-time favourite video games), went for a walk down a deserted Red Mile, stopped at the Mac’s convenience store for some snacks and a nice chat with the guy working that day, watched some Christmas specials on TV.

Relatives across the city kept calling to ask if I wanted to come over and I kept saying “Oh, thanks for the offer but I’m happy to just take it easy and relax here – honest!”  (We did go to my Aunt & Uncle’s later in the day for supper after Shea got off – we weren’t being completely anti-social!)

This year has a lot of echoes of that year…

Shea’s mom had to work today and my folks were up north so it was just Shea, Pace, Sasha and I for Christmas today instead of all the extended family that we normally see.  We love when they’re all here of course (and we’ll have a “late” Christmas with Shea’s and my folks in a couple days which is really cool too as it means “Christmas” and all the related good stuff of food, music and so on gets extended for us!) but it was nice to have a quieter Christmas with just the four of us (well, as relaxing as it gets with a 6 year old who’s bouncing off the walls and an eight month old who’s not sure what all the fuss is about but certainly knows something is up.)

We had our first fondue in ages last night and managed to not have anybody get stabbed or burn the house down so that’s a good start. Some family friends stopped by so we had a nice visit with them.  A few Christmas drinks.  Delicious snacks.  Pace even saw the *real” Santa (as opposed to mall Santas who he knows aren’t real) for the third time in his life,

The first was when a neighbour in a Santa suit came to my mom and dad’s when Pace was pretty small but he’s seen the photo so “knows” he saw Santa.  Then, a couple years ago, we saw Santa running down the street in front of Shea’s parents late one night. (Pace wondered why this Santa was so skinny which meant I made a quick modification of the legend, explaining to Pace that Santa doesn’t eat much all year then gets fat again in a single night of cookies and milk gluttony and it was still early so he wasn’t too fat yet!)

Last night’s sighting was a total fluke.  I caught a glimpse of somebody in a Santa suit across the street, hurried Pace to the window and his first instinct was to bolt to bed!  Then he reconsidered and grabbed the iPad to look up where Santa was on the NORAD Santa Tracker.  (I had to scramble with my explanation – “Well, Greenland” which is where the tracker showed Santa “is really close to Regina.  I imagine Santa’s not delivering presents here yet – he just zoomed by to see how many kids are asleep already!” 😉

Having a baby makes the whole “Christmas night” thing a bit more difficult as well – Sasha woke up a few times through the night and though Pace normally sleeps through her crying, he was so keyed up, he kept waking up too. Luckily, we were able to keep him from going out to the living room in the middle of the night or else we might’ve been opening presents at 3am.

The morning arrived and Pace came to our room (as his mom had told him to do instead of going for a sneak peek at the presents which I’d told him to do!) 😉 and then we all went out to see the presents that Santa had laid out (including a turducken that “Santa Mom” had snuck under the tree at 5am and two new coffee cups that “Santa Daddy” put by the Keurig before being the last one to go to bed.)

We all opened presents – I’d say the split was 70% Pace, 20% Sasha and 5% each for mom and dad – and the kids both got some excellent gifts (plus I was most happy that neither got anything too large and clunky!)

What else?  We had a relaxing day after the gifts were open. Even with video games and other “inside” temptations, one of the first things Pace wanted to do was go for a ride on his new toboggan. So I pulled him around the block on it.  Then it was setting up Lego sets, playing new video games and trying out various other new toys, games and art supplies.  We even got to bake a batch of cookies in his new Easy Bake Oven!

Daddy got a nice nap in the afternoon then Shea and her sous chef prepared one of the best meals we’ve ever had – prime rib roast with sriracha horseradish, garlic cream cheese mashed potatoes, salad with red wine vinaigrette, peas, yorkshire pudding (first time Shea ever made them and they were unbelievably good!) plus some gourmet chocolates for dessert.

Now, as I type this, we’re all sitting in our living room in a stupor (not a Rob Ford stupor though – that’s for New Year’s Eve!) 😉  Pace is playing his new Marvel Lego Super-heroes game, Shea and Sasha are on the floor passing a ball back and forth and I’m thinking about how I’ve got a new contender for “Best Christmas Ever”.

Merry Christmas everybody – thanks, as always, for reading! 😉

Atheist Advent Calendar – Day 24 – Keep Christ in Christmas (aka Another Fictional Superhero On Our Van)

I had a few ideas of how to wrap up this series of Atheist Advent posts – a look at how politics and religion intersect, a review of my theories of why people (really) are religious, a disclaimer about the nature of offense in general.

I will spend some time on that last point.  My intention in doing these posts over the past month isn’t to offend anyone – though of course, with any hot button topic, it may seem that way.  Instead, my intention is to simply make readers – Beliebers or otherwise – consider some things in a way they may not have before.

So, with that said, the ultimate point is that, as serious as this stuff is on one hand, it’s good to have fun with it too.

For example, I came home a few days ago to find that someone had added an extra fictional superhero to the collection on our van.  My first thought was some fundamentalist from a nearby church had seen the decals on our van and decided we were open to one more.

But turns out my mother-in-law, who got tagged herself earlier this year, thought it would be a perfect prank to play on me.  (Luckily, I saw it before I drove all over town with this extra decal on our van!)  😉

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And that seems like a great way to end this series.

Happy Merry Christmahanakwanzika to everyone!

Atheist Advent Calendar – Day 23 – Music Monday – “I really like Christmas/It’s sentimental I know/But I just really like it/I’m hardly religious/I’d rather break bread with Dawkins than Desmond Tutu to be honest”

There was a method to my madness in posting a Tim Minchin song as my Music Monday selection for each of the past few weeks during my “Atheist Advent” series.

It was all to lead up to Minchin’s ultimate achievement and one of the best non-traditional Christmas songs I’ve ever heard – funny, insightful, wistful, sentimental, uplifting and nostalgic all in one.

And I can’t help but note that it was an Anglican friend who first brought this song to my attention.  And when I recently talked to her, she said she was no longer part of the Anglican faith and considered herself more of a Buddhist (which in my mind is sort of a way of saying “I want to have a religion to call my own – even though I think like an atheist!”) 😉

Anyhow, here you go…have the kleenex handy!

White Wine in the Sun” – Tim Minchin

Atheist Advent Calendar – Day 22 – The “War” on Christmas: One Atheist’s Perspective

Every December, the stories about “The War on Christmas” pop up once again, like mole heads in a fair game – how various people in society – the politically correct, civil libertarians, atheists – are oppressing Christians by trying to neuter Christmas, make everyone say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”, and forego the holiday’s religious elements for commercial/secular ones (read that last link if you don’t read any others in this post.  Even religious people are admitting that Christmas isn’t so much a religious holiday any more – and are okay with it!)

I mean, it’s a ludicrous premise to begin with – pretty much everything about the “Christian” Christmas was stolen from an earlier pagan tradition of one kind or another.  So if you’re a big “Keep Christ in Christmas” person, you’re either ignorant and should probably read more than one book.  Or you’re willfully ignoring that fact that your religion subsumed ideas from earlier groups are now being subsumed again by different ideas and approaches.

At the same time, as with anything in life, putting things in perspective is important.  I don’t get worked up whether someone wishes me “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays” or anything else and cringe a bit when I see people – who prefer it either way – who do.

Of course, I do feel sad that Pace doesn’t get to sing some of the more traditional Christmas songs at his school Christmas concert because schools do sort of neuter the holiday to be respectful of all religions and backgrounds (which I also disagree with – I think of decisions like this as “lowest common denominator” solutions.  I mean, they’re not even allowed to use words connected to Christmas traditions – which seems sort of silly to me.)  But then again, I also wonder if I’d feel the same way if I was a Muslim or Hindu or had even grown up in a different religious tradition that I eventually rejected, just like I grew up kinda sorta as part of the United Church.

Anyhow, to me, there’s no “War on Christmas” but the people who believe there is, sure make good martyrs! 😉

Atheist Advent Calendar – Day 21 – What Could Possibly Go Wrong

Atheist Advent Calendar – Day 20 – The Greatest Bullshit Story Ever Told: God Loves You. He Loves You and He Needs Money!

Atheist Advent Calendar – Day 19 – Charlie Brown Explains The (Real) Meaning of Christmas

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Or on a similar note…

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Or this…