Like getting to teach one of our young regulars how to play chess with the oversized chess board that my branch recently borrowed from Central library.
Then after seeing how quickly he picked up the game, watching as he went on to teach a few of our other young regulars over the past couple days.
I was looking back and realised that the shirt and pants I wore to tell stories to some kids in a summer reading program two years ago…
…are the same ones I wore this past summer.
(I have no photographic evidence of what I wore for the school visit in summer 2015 but I suspect it was likely the same combo that appears to be my “Go To” storytelling outfit!) 😉
The absolute funniest part to me is that a guy who makes up shit, lies freely, changes his story regularly and was helped greatly by “fake news” is now being undermined by an unsubstantiated rumour.
Someone joked that this scandal is what the Internet was invented for. Here’s some of the *many* jokes and puns I’ve seen…
Most people get pissed off, Trump gets pissed on.
Because of this story, Trump is turning on the waterworks.
Trump has golden toilets, why not golden showers?
Will Russia “leak” the Trump sex tapes?
Obama, you’re out. Trump, urine!
Low turnout expected for Trump inauguration because there’s 90% chance of showers.
Now we know why Trump liked WikiLeaks so much.
“A house divided cannot stand.” -Abe Lincoln /// “The only thing to fear is fear itself.” -FDR /// “Pee on my face” -Donald Trump
The GOP is so concerned with what bathroom people use. Shouldn’t they be happy that they’re using a bathroom?
Trump mis-spelled his slogan. It was “Make America Urinate Again”!
“What’s Donald Trump’s favourite restaurant?” The Golden Arches!
President of the United States is POTUS. President-Elect is PEETOS.
Obama was the first black President. Trump is the first blackmailed President.
You know this story is fake because it says he had to pay people to piss on him. Most people would do that for free.
Stephen Colbert probably wins the prize for best summary:
“I’m not going to validate that report by sharing the most salacious details from it, even the detail everyone’s talking about. You might call it the number one detail. I think this is just an unfortunate leak. That’s making a huge mess. And I know I’m being a wet blanket, but reporting on this is the worst kind of yellow journalism. Even though jokes about this story are a golden opportunity, I won’t do it. Not to say the story didn’t make a huge splash. It did. It flooded Twitter. We’ll keep you updated as facts trickle in. We have our best researcher working on it. She’s a real whizz. And one thing is for sure: The president-elect is a Goldwater Republican who believes in trickle-down. So no, no, I’m not going to make any jokes, not even a wee one. So, I’m cutting it off now. I am finished. Wait! A little more is coming out! It happens sometimes. But after eight years of listening to Trump make unsubstantiated claims about Obama’s birth certificate, I don’t think this matters if this is true or not, because the fact is, it’s out there, and that means, Mr. Trump, you’re in trouble.”
(The claim about Trump is unsubstantiated but it comes from a reliable source in the UK intelligence community, the US intelligence community apparently brought these allegations to the President which they don’t do lightly and isn’t it delightful that Mr. “Say Whatever Shit He Wants No Matter How Insane” is getting some of his own medicine either way?)