First Lines From My First Blog Post In Every Month of 2017

This is one of my favourite posts of the year.  I love how it randomly ends up capturing so many highlights of the year, personal and otherwise…

January – “Thirty Canadian artists playing covers of thirty Tragically Hip songs to celebrate thirty years of the Hip as part of a 4-hour radio special on the first day of the year – not a bad way to start the New Year!”

February – “I honestly don’t want this blog to turn into all-Trump, all-the-time because frankly, he’s gotten way too much attention over the past couple years as it is.”

March – “Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.” – George Carlin

April – “Wanna know a secret? Although I’ve signed each of the various petitions that are available, attended rallies and done a lot of other work, both visible and behind the scenes, I haven’t formally written to my MLA or Minister Don Morgan or Premier Brad Wall about the recent cuts to Saskatchewan’s public libraries yet.”

May – “I mentioned Saskatchewan Premier, Brad Wall’s musician son, Colter Wall, in a post about eighteen months ago.”

June – “Yesterday was the last day of the Saskatchewan Transportation Company which was shuttered as part of the Sask Party’s extreme cuts in their last budget.”

July – “Trump continues to do things that no President has ever done before.”

August – “Bat removal”

September – “I admit to both sending and receiving many of these over the years.”

October – “If everything Jagmeet Singh’s team said about how many new members they’d signed up, how much support they were getting in vote rich Ontario and BC, how young people were rallying around their candidate, and their fundraising totals, turned out to be true, it seemed like Jagmeet Singh would have a really good chance at winning the NDP leadership when results were announced today.”

November – “Every year when I mark this tragic milestone, I always try to remember – do I post this during the first snow of the year that stays or do I post it the first time we have snow, even if it warms up again and all the snow melts?”

December – “After starting the season by blowing out the Flames with Connor McDavid getting a hat trick, the Edmonton Oilers, who were widely seen as a Stanley Cup contender, have sunk to near the bottom of the NHL (this year but by some historic measures as well).”

Friday Fun Link – Year End “Best of” Lists

Here’s a few year end “Best of” lists for your reading pleasure.

Throwback Thursday – #tbt – Pace Sees The *Real* Santa!

Pace has seen the *real* Santa (not those fake mall ones!) three times – once when Santa came to Grandpa and Grandma Hammond’s on Christmas Eve when Pace was probably around two or three years old.  (Coincidentally, that Santa had the same eyeglass frames as a neighbour down the street.) 😉

Once at our house in Regina, we happened to hear something outside and, when we looked, we saw “Santa” run by, likely surprising someone else on our street.

And we managed to catch Pace’s third Santa sighting on camera – Pace was four and fighting going to sleep and then we heard bells outside his Grandpa and Grandma Thompson’s house and when we looked out, there Santa was running by! (His sleigh clearly parked on a nearby roof while he scouted the neighbourhood.)

I won’t ruin it for you but Pace’s reaction to seeing Santa outside is pretty priceless!

 

Promise Made, Promise Kept.

Shea opened this on Christmas morning (it’s hard to see but that’s an apple and a kid’s toy watch taped in a box)…

…and picked this up on Boxing Day. (Uhm, I had it in my head that the only day Apple discounts their products is Black Friday and Boxing Day but apparently not.) 🙁

(This is also a good place to point out that this is the first message I sent her on her new device…

…and this is the first message she sent me when I got my Pebble not-quite-as-smartwatch a few years ago!

A Few Post-Christmas Thoughts

  1. I can’t find it now but I have a memory that in December 2011, I posted a screen grab of a weather forecast showing +4 for Dec 24, Dec 25 & Dec. 26.  (Here’s one from around the same time on the same subject.)  At any rate, it’s been brutally cold this week and I’m just glad I had an excuse to stay home for a few days!
  2. Christmas mornings these days are basically 90% kids, 5% Shea & I and 5% whatever other relatives are around.  (I’m okay with this.)
  3. Shea apparently didn’t realise that starting in October or so, I save the box(es) of anything that I’ve bought myself that is “gift-like” (new gloves, new boots, new belt, etc.), wrap the empty box(es) and label it as gift to myself.  She didn’t realise this because nobody ever notices an adult opening an empty box on Christmas (again, 90-5-5!) 😉
  4. We’re not religious but Sasha’s picked up a bit from her daycare which is also non-religious but located in a Catholic school so some osmosis is pretty much unavoidable.  So anyhow, somehow during Christmas, I was asking Sasha exactly what she knew about Jesus and the Nativity Scene.  I said “Did you know that a magic star appeared when Jesus was born?” and she said “No, it didn’t!  Only Santa is magic!” which I thought was pretty funny.
  5. Most original gift this year? My in-laws made me a homemade giant Jenga set for us to use at our campsite next summer. Pretty amazing! (It was in a giant bag and really heavy so, since they usually buy me a bottle of booze, I thought they’d gotten me a Texas Mickey for the campsite instead!) 🙂
  6. Like everyone, we have some traditions we always do (I get one of the kids to read “Night Before Christmas” with me on Christmas Eve) and some that we’re not as diligent about (realised after Christmas, that we didn’t manage to get any pictures of Shea and I or the whole family like we have other years!) 🙁
  7. Some parents do a “four gift” rule buying their kids “one thing they want, one thing they need, one thing to wear, one thing to read” but Shea and I mis-heard that and did the “40 gift rule” which is something entirely different! 😉
  8. Christmas Day is simultaneously one of the happiest and one of the saddest days of the year for me – I love everything about Christmas – the music, the food, the presents, etc. but it’s always sad when it comes to an end for another year after weeks of build-up.  I think I was also hit harder by news of some deaths and injuries than I expected to be – a coworker lost her dad unexpectedly around the start of the month, a friend who lost her dad a couple days before Christmas, even a friend who’s around our age whose husband unexpectedly broke his leg in a skating accident on Christmas Eve or another friend who’s expecting the results of a bone scan to track the progression of her cancer in the new year – all made me think about how tenuous the joy of Christmas is and can be and how we have to appreciate it because we never know what the next 12 months will bring.
  9. Pace was up wanting to open presents at 4am but I think Shea managed to get him to hold off until 6am or so.  (Cue another annual tradition – the midday nap!)
  10. Another funny Sasha moment.  I had her “help” me wrap a gift for her mom. I wrote “To Shea” without thinking it made more sense to address it to “Mom”.  But Sasha had me covered – when I asked her to “write her name” beside the word “From:”, she surprised me by writing “Mom”!

Music Monday – “All the lights are shining/So brightly everywhere/And the sound of children’s/Laughter fills the air”

I was a bit surprised to see which was my most played song over the past month, narrowly defeating a handful of songs that I thought *could* be my most played.

Anyhow, since I’ve ended up doing a month-long series of posts about cover versions of popular songs, why not finish off on Christmas Day with this one – the ultimate cover version with various “Carpool Karaoke” artists from Late Night with James Corden having a blast doing a mashup version of one of the most successful Christmas songs of recent memory?

All I Want For Christmas (Is You)” – Carpool Karaoke

Merry Christmas!

From our family to yours…

Saturday Snap – Rudolph’s Butthole Shooter Recipe


Shea and I went to a Christmas party, hosted and attended by a few of the couples we met through our seasonal campsite at Echo Lake this year.

All of us (well, except one camper who was pregnant this summer but made up for it at the Christmas party!) had occasionally drank shooters while listening to Riders games during the summer.

So Shea and I decided to take a Christmas-themed shooter of our own making to the party.

Rudolph’s Butthole
1/2 oz of Smirnoff Peppermint Vodka
1/2 oz of Toffee Cream Liqueur

(One party goer pointed out that if you wanted to get even more disturbing, you could add a shot of chocolate syrup to the shooter!) 😮

Friday Fun Link – Sad Jingle Bells

This video takes one of the happiest Christmas songs and turns it sad by playing it in a minor key…

I’ve also long believed that you can make this popular jaunty carol into a pretty sad one, simply be reworking the lyrics from present to past tense, changing the odd word and singing all verses (not just the well-known first one) at a much slower tempo.

Suddenly, that fun, bouncy song becomes clearer as a sad lament for a woman injured in an unfortunate sleigh accident! 😉

[Verse 1]
We were dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O’er the fields we went
We were laughing all the way
The bells on bobtails rang
They made our spirits bright
What fun it was to ride and sing
A sleighing song that night

[Chorus]
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it was to ride
In that one-horse open sleigh, hey
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it was to ride
In that one-horse open sleigh

[Verse 2]
A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a ride
And soon, Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side
The horse was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
He drove into a drifted bank
And then we got upsot

[Chorus]
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it was to ride
In that one-horse open sleigh, hey
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it was to ride
In that one-horse open sleigh[Verse 3]
A day or two ago
The story I must tell
I went out on the snow
And on my back I fell
A gent was riding by
In a one-horse open sleigh
He laughed as there I bawling lie
But he quickly drove away.

[Chorus]
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it was to ride
In that one-horse open sleigh, hey
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it was to ride
In that one-horse open sleigh

[Verse 4]
Now the ground is red and white
Go it while you’re young
Take the girls tonight
And sing this sleighing song
Just get a bobtailed bay
Two forty as his speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh
And crack, you’ll take the lead[Chorus]
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it was to ride
In that one-horse open sleigh, hey
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it was to ride
In that one-horse open sleigh

Throwback Thursday – #tbt – When A Garbage Can Is A Tasty Gift (December 2007)

Pace thought so anyhow…