Merry Christmas!

From our family to yours…

Saturday Snap – Rudolph’s Butthole Shooter Recipe


Shea and I went to a Christmas party, hosted and attended by a few of the couples we met through our seasonal campsite at Echo Lake this year.

All of us (well, except one camper who was pregnant this summer but made up for it at the Christmas party!) had occasionally drank shooters while listening to Riders games during the summer.

So Shea and I decided to take a Christmas-themed shooter of our own making to the party.

Rudolph’s Butthole
1/2 oz of Smirnoff Peppermint Vodka
1/2 oz of Toffee Cream Liqueur

(One party goer pointed out that if you wanted to get even more disturbing, you could add a shot of chocolate syrup to the shooter!) 😮

Friday Fun Link – Sad Jingle Bells

This video takes one of the happiest Christmas songs and turns it sad by playing it in a minor key…

I’ve also long believed that you can make this popular jaunty carol into a pretty sad one, simply be reworking the lyrics from present to past tense, changing the odd word and singing all verses (not just the well-known first one) at a much slower tempo.

Suddenly, that fun, bouncy song becomes clearer as a sad lament for a woman injured in an unfortunate sleigh accident! 😉

[Verse 1]
We were dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh
O’er the fields we went
We were laughing all the way
The bells on bobtails rang
They made our spirits bright
What fun it was to ride and sing
A sleighing song that night

[Chorus]
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it was to ride
In that one-horse open sleigh, hey
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it was to ride
In that one-horse open sleigh

[Verse 2]
A day or two ago
I thought I’d take a ride
And soon, Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side
The horse was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
He drove into a drifted bank
And then we got upsot

[Chorus]
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it was to ride
In that one-horse open sleigh, hey
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it was to ride
In that one-horse open sleigh[Verse 3]
A day or two ago
The story I must tell
I went out on the snow
And on my back I fell
A gent was riding by
In a one-horse open sleigh
He laughed as there I bawling lie
But he quickly drove away.

[Chorus]
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it was to ride
In that one-horse open sleigh, hey
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it was to ride
In that one-horse open sleigh

[Verse 4]
Now the ground is red and white
Go it while you’re young
Take the girls tonight
And sing this sleighing song
Just get a bobtailed bay
Two forty as his speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh
And crack, you’ll take the lead[Chorus]
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it was to ride
In that one-horse open sleigh, hey
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it was to ride
In that one-horse open sleigh

Throwback Thursday – #tbt – When A Garbage Can Is A Tasty Gift (December 2007)

Pace thought so anyhow…

[SPOILER ALERT] 10 Things I Liked (And 10 Things I Didn’t) About “Star Wars: The Last Jedi”

I didn’t get a chance to see “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” on opening day like I have for many of the other recent releases in the series including “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”.

But after seeing enough quasi-spoilers on social media over the weekend (including one picture which showed Luke Skywalker and evil Lord Snoke standing together!), I decided to take in a Sunday midnight (well, 10pm) showing at the local Imax theatre (which is apparently the only one in all of Canada and one of only 15 Imax theatres worldwide showing the film that way.)

You can’t win – where many people found “Star Wars: The Force Awakens”, the first new Star Wars movie in ten years, to be too much of a copy of the original “Star Wars: A New Hope”, this one is now being accused of throwing away a lot of the usual Star Wars conventions, for good or bad. (For example, there is literally is no one-on-one light saber duel in the entire new movie.)

It didn’t blow me away but I enjoyed it greatly as I would pretty much any new Star Wars movie (well, except Episode One – that one sucked.) 😉

10 Things I Liked About “Star Wars: The Last Jedi”
1. The scene where R2 shows Luke the same “You’re our only hope” hologram of Leia that the droid had showed Luke in the original movie made me tear up in the theatre.  (Not enough people are commenting on a more subtle theme of these newest movies – the changes we go through from reckless youth to wisened elders.)

2.  The battle scene in Snoke’s chambers between Rey/Ren and the Red Guards was awesome.

3. The scene where the rebel ship goes into the First Order destroyer at light speed.  A blast and then total silence.  Many have called it the single best scene in *any* Star Wars movie and I’d be inclined to agree.  Breathtaking, especially on an Imax-sized screen.

4. The movie having a female lead plus a lot more diversity than any previous Star Wars movie is pretty awesome (though the fact that the female lead is basically a Jedi Master who can go toe-to-toe with Kylo Ren in the first movie and do various other Jedi tricks with little to no training – abilities that it took Luke years to learn – at least begs for some explanation.  Ironically, Star Trek provided the slang for this type of idealized, overly perfect character – a Mary Sue.)

5. Yoda!  He had a number of great lines – one about failure being the best teacher, one about the hardest part of being a master is watching your proteges move beyond you, and even a librarian-approved joke about the sacred Jedi texts stored on Luke’s island – “Pageturners, they were not!” 🙂

6.  Benicio Del Toro’s character, DJ, as a “Brad Pitt in Seven Monkeys” update on the shifty Lando Calrissian type character who will help you then turn on you, depending on circumstances.

7. Some have criticized the humour but Star Wars has always had its share of goofy throwaway lines.  I think the issue here is that more of the quips fall flat than in previous episodes?

8. Not everyone liked this but, depending on your politics, the story of activists, women and outcasts fighting back against a powerful fascistic Empire (with a top leader who even resembles a young Donald Trump!) might appeal.  And, no matter your politics, it’s a timely theme.

9.  Every Star Wars movie has creatures targeted at kids (and specifically, selling merchandise to kids), some more successful (Ewoks!) than others (Jar-Jar!!).  Personally, I loved the porgs.

10.  Did I mention – it’s revealed that the Jedi have a library! 🙂

10 Things I Didn’t Like About “Star Wars: The Last Jedi”
1.  No Grand Reveals/Major Surprises along the line of “Luke, I am your father” (I know) or the death of Han Solo.  Who is Snoke?  Are Rey’s parents really just trash merchants when everyone thought she’d have some connection to another known character?  (Though that could be cool too if its meant to show anyone can use the force, not just “chosen ones”.)

2. Leia’s Death/Survival wasted an opportunity to give her a heroic send-off.  For example, what if she’d piloted the rebel ship into the First Order ship at light speed instead of Admiral Holdo?

3. Luke’s death was a bit underwhelming too.  You expect a hero to die heroically and arguably he did but at a great distance instead of being right in the midst of battle.

4. The whole sub-plot with Finn and Rose Tico wasn’t very interesting and, echoing what I said about the political themes of the movie, I even found the sub-plot on Casino Planet which is full of rich war profiteers a bit too explicit, on the nose, and even boring. I mean, Finn and Rose are supposed to track down a master codebreaker – the best in the entire universe – but then they don’t and some random thief they bump into offers to provide the exact same service?

5. Most characters in the new trilogy have counterparts in the old – Rey is like Luke, Poe is like Han, etc.  As the heir apparent to the popular Boba Fett, Captain Phasma was also terribly underutilized in this film.

6.  The length.  I mean, normally I’d say that “more Star Wars = good Star Wars” but this movie is the longest of any Star Wars film and could’ve probably been improved by tightening it up to a 2 hour movie instead of 2hr33min.

7. I mentioned his death but I’m ambivalent about how Luke was used throughout the entire movie (and I’m not the only one who feels that way.)

8. Super fans have spotted all kinds of plot holes, with some minor and some major, that almost feel inevitable in a sprawling space opera like Star Wars.

9.  Nothing to do with the film directly but there are a lot of butthurt ultra-fanboys who are brigading ratings on popular aggregator sites to falsely make the film appear to be worse than it is (to be fair, there’s an equally credible argument that the professional critics, invited to sneak peek previews, were overly generous.)

10. I have to wait two more years for Episode IX. 🙁

Google’s Most Popular Drinks of 2017

Another year-end list.

Music Monday – “I am a poor boy too/I have no gift to bring/That’s fit to give a King/Shall I play for you/On my drum?”

Continuing our December Music Monday theme of re-imagining well-known Christmas songs, let’s go to the ultimate fitting cover – Ringo Starr doing “Little Drummer Boy”

(Hmm, I also unintentionally ended up featuring Christmas songs/covers by two of the four Beatles.  Perhaps that should’ve been the theme as well?)

The Little Drummer Boy” – Ringo Starr

“May Old Acquaintance Be Forgot”

Hopefully the new year will bring new leadership for the Sask NDP that will be able to build and grow the party in a way they couldn’t during the last leader’s tenure. 🙁

Saturday Snap – ‘Tis The Season (For Candy!)

Friday Fun Link – The Eric Andre Show Compilation

I stumbled across this performer while surfing around YouTube…which is always a dangerous thing to do. 😉

Eric Andre is a nihilistic anti-comedian who has a surreal, absurdist talk show on the late-night “Adult Swim” block of the Cartoon Network in the United States.

The show parodies everything about talk shows from the set to the role of the sidekick and band to the way that the guests (especially “B” level celebrities) will go through anything in an attempt to promote their latest project.

For example, they apparently tape the show in a studio where the heat is cranked and they record for around an hour just to get a few minutes worth of material while Andre does everything from stripping naked to hitting himself to releasing live snakes in the studio!

Definitely not for everyone but fascinating nonetheless as a weird commentary on the institution that is the television talk show – sort of like a modern-day mash-up of “The Larry Sanders Show” and “The Tom Green Show“.