Five Funny Moments From Our Recent Trip to @HyattZivaCancun

 

One of the best parts of any trip is the funny moments that happen.  Here’s a few from our recent trip:

  1. Hearing Justin Bieber’s popular Christmas song, “Mistletoe” on the van’s radio as we’re shuttled from the airport to our hotel.  (It’s important to note that our trip was in late February, not December, so this was incongruous to say the least – so much so that I pulled out my phone and taped a bit of it!)
  2. On the other end of the trip, I call the front desk and ask for a “bus boy” to transport our luggage to the lobby.  “Do you mean bell boy, sir?” the person on the other end replies and I burst out laughing.  “Thanks for correcting my English!” I quip.
  3. Sasha had a couple memorable quotes – when she saw sea urchins in the water, she was excited about the “sea urgencies”.  When she saw a large knot hole in our wooden table at one restaurant, she said “This table has a heck of a problem.”  And when she ordered a special drink from the kids’ menu that had yellow smoothie on the bottom and red smoothie on the top, she called it a “Winnie My Poo” instead of the proper name, “Winnie The Poo”. 🙂
  4.  I see a woman sitting on the dividing wall between the beach and pool deck who has the same hair colour, body shape and and cover-up as Shea.  Except when I touch her on the shoulder and she looks up, I blurt “You’re not my wife!” Later, when I do find Shea, I make a point of walking past the woman so she can see me with my wife and that I wasn’t just some creep. 😉
  5. We were on the fourth floor of a five storey building.  Yet every time we got on the elevator, Sasha asked “Up or down?” (In hindsight, I probably should’ve taken her to the top floor – maybe she was just curious to see it?)

Music Monday – “Away from these memories, my life I must spend/Adios amigo, adios my friend”

Back from a one week all-inclusive holiday (even from blogging if you can believe it!) but lots to start catching up on – a review of our resort for sure (last year, it took me three weeks to cobble together a review of our resort – I wonder if I’ll be quicker this year?)

Also like last year, when I did a few other blog posts about different aspects of our trip, I have a few ideas for fun blog posts about this year’s trip.

Anyhow, for now, we’ll ease back into things with an oldie whose title sums up my sentiment after leaving Mexico once again…

Adios Amigo” – Jim Reeves

Saturday Snap – Adios!

Farewell to this…

Spend a few hours on this…

Hola to this…

Friday Fun Link – Library on the Beach?

Many of the resorts we’ve visited have had a “leave one, take one” area for books but this is the first one I’ve seen that’s actually a “Little Library” on the beach (which is a great idea I wish more places would implement!)

 

Throwback Thursday – #tbt – How Did I Get Here? – #4 – Travel

Not sure if I’ll end up blogging much when we’re in Mexico next week but I thought making “travel” #4 in this series would be a good way to head into our holiday either way.

The funny part is that my love of travel actually starts from a weird piece of family trivia – I was born in 1973 and that happens to be the year my maternal grandparents moved from Saskatchewan to Kelowna, BC.

Of course that sounds like they were trying to get away from my crying, pooping self (and maybe they were?) but in the end, it ended up working out as I got the experience of traveling to BC at least once or twice a year for pretty much every year of my early life. As a bonus, most of these were car trips (and even the occasional train trip!) instead of by plane which meant all sorts of unique experiences and adventures during the two-day drive.

My parents both loved travel so growing up, our family visited a number of places across North America – from Vancouver for Expo ’86 to Quebec when they turned an invite to a family wedding in Winnipeg into an extended holiday, from as far north as La Ronge, Saskatchewan to as far south as Florida.  Again, most of these trips were long driving trips instead of short(er) plane rides which meant we got to experience places in a different way than if you breeze through in a bus or fly over them in a plane.

One of our most memorable trips wasn’t in a car though – we had a two week vacation in Hawaii when I was grade five that was probably my first trip that felt like I was going somewhere completely new, exciting and foreign.

As I got older, I had high school friends who had been even more adventurous – one had moved to Germany to repeat her Grade 12 year but in German (a language she wasn’t super fluent in) and one who was a couple years older and moved to Japan to teach English after finishing University.

Partly inspired by those two friends, when an opportunity came up for a semester exchange to England through the U of R, I applied and was fortunate to grab one of only five spots available.

I only half-jokingly refer to that four month exchange “the single best four month stretch” of my life.

Part of it was how everything was so similar and yet so different in England (and Europe where I also got to spend time with a week in Paris before school started and a weekend in each of Edinburgh and Amsterdam arranged through the school.)  Part of it was how the college I went to had a huge international exchange program with many countries so I got to live, study and interact with people not just from the United States but people from Japan, Germany and various other countries.

(As a side note, a friend I met on my exchange who was from Chicago was the person who first planted the seed of professional librarianship as a viable career in my mind.  So traveling has obviously had a major influence on who I’ve become in an indirect way as well.)

My early experience with and love of travel is probably part of the reason I felt comfortable picking up stakes and moving to Calgary with Shea after she graduated from nursing and later, moving to London Ontario to complete my Masters.

Since doing my MLIS, a lot of my travel has been to various cities for professional conferences and to all-inclusives for personal reasons.

I know going on all-inclusive beach vacations isn’t widely regarded as “real” travel but I think of it like librarians think of reading.  We tend to believe all reading is good reading and I believe the same is true of travel.  Some people are like my friend who graduated high school in Scotland, moved to Australia then to Japan (coincidentally marrying the friend I mentioned earlier who had also moved to Japan!) and had all sorts of wild adventures including hitchhiking in Afghanistan by herself and so on.  In terms of reading, she’s like the person who reads “War and Peace” or “Moby Dick”  On the other hand, someone who visits an all-inclusive is sort of like the person who reads James Patterson (and of course they’re likely reading it on the beach!)  Both are enjoyable, educational, and beneficial but in different ways.

In the end, travel has opened my eyes, made me more confident and made the world smaller.  It’s helped me be more understanding and helpful with the many people I work with every day in the library who are often travelers themselves, having moved to Canada from elsewhere.  And in three days, I’m fortunate that I’ll be traveling again! 🙂

10 Things That Make You A Bad All-Inclusive Guest

Six Abandoned Caesars

I had the idea for this list after a couple experiences at the Moon Palace last year and in researching it further, I see I’m not the only one with the idea.

So below is a list of my own observations but which overlaps in many ways with some of the articles I’ve found that cover the same topic.

  1. Treat the Workers Disrespectfully
    I mean, this applies in Canada as much as Cancun but I think it’s incredibly rude to treat service industry workers as subservient or worse.  Especially in all-inclusives, many employees are often working ten to twelve hours a day, six days a week for much less per hour than people doing comparable work in Canada would earn *plus* they are required to be happy and customer-focused at all times, even when they might want to strangle our fat, entitled faces. 😉
  2. Act Like You’re The Only One Who Paid To Be At The Resort
    Obviously a trip to any all-inclusive is going to set you back thousands of dollars.  But that doesn’t give you a right to think your trip is somehow more important than the hundreds of other guests on the resort who’ve paid a similar amount to be there or that you deserve special treatment or privileges just because you’re the star of your own show.  This manifests in numerous ways – from leaving your towel on multiple poolside and oceanfront chairs all day that “just in case” to getting loud or pushy if you have to wait in line for a restaurant to criticizing the smallest inconveniences for not meeting your exacting personal standards.
  3. Be The DJ
    Some of these examples are subsets of the “Thinking You’re More Important Than Everyone Else at the Resort” and this one happens to be part of the reason I had the idea for this list.  With the increasing prevalence of waterproof, wireless Bluetooth speakers *and* quality wifi at resorts, I’ve noticed more and more people who think it’s their right to  be the DJ, not just for their own small group but for everyone else in the vicinity.  Luckily, I’m a big music fan and most people tend to play music that I find appropriate for poolside lounging – country, reggae, classic rock – but it can still be frustrating, especially if the music is loud or in an area where you might expect quiet. (Many resorts designate one pool as a quieter/adults only one for instance.)
  4. Letting Your Kids Run Wild
    If there’s one thing on this list I’ve been guilty of, this is probably it.  Have my kids done cannonballs dangerously close to the people sitting at the swim-up bar?  Maybe…  Have they stood on the underwater chairs at the swim-up bar dancing?  Maybe…  Have they licked food on the buffet then put it back?  Er, no comment! 😉
  5. Hogging the Swim-Up Bar
    Speaking of swim-up bars, most only have a few seats but some people still treat them as not only “first-come, first served” but also “If I plant my butt here, I can stay as long as I want.”  Again, this is a balance thing – I’m not a fan of people getting to sit there for one drink then moving on.  But I’m not a fan of people staying there all day either.
  6. Peeing in the Pool
    This relates to the last point and the answer is “just no”!  (The ocean on the other hand…) 😉  And I won’t even get into pooping in the pool which is something I may or may not have had to deal with more than once when Sasha was little! 🙁
  7. Disrespect Others’ Space
    Again, this overlaps with the general theme of “thinking it’s all about you” and is another drawn from our experience at Moon Palace.  Shea and I were lounging in chairs that sit on the lip of the pool in a couple inches of water.  Down from us was a large group with a few different couples and their kids.  One mom took a ball and began playing “monkey in the middle” with her kids in the (unoccupied) area between their chairs and ours.  As they continued to play, they kept inching closer and closer to being right in front of us and, because they were playing “Monkey in the Middle” instead of straight catch, the odds that a wayward ball was going to hit us or splash us were much greater.  I was debating asking them to move back in front of their own chairs when the mom threw a ball that did hit Shea in the leg and splashed us both.  (We were *trying* to read so our books got wet as well.)  I would never admit to my lovely wife losing her shit on strangers or threatening to throw their ball in the ocean if they didn’t get back to their own space.  But I will say I was never more nervous than watching the mom and her kids tell her male companions, both bald, heavily muscled and tattooed and clearly UFC fans, what had happened. 😮
  8. Wasting Simply Because “I Paid For It”
    Some people take advantage of resorts that are all-inclusive by being incredibly wasteful with regards to food and drink and other services.  Taking mountains of food they can’t possibly eat at the buffet, ordering drinks they only take a sip of.  I’m not even much of a fan of leaving the AC on in your room all day so you get hit with a nice cool blast after a day at the beach.  (Now to be fair, since the resort we’re going to has an all-you-can-eat candy store as one of their “restaurants”, we’ve hatched a plan to empty all of the candy into a suitcase and try to smuggle it home when we leave!!!
  9. Not Enjoying The Moment
    This is a problem in our modern society and happens at restaurants, concerts and all-inclusives.  But it feels like more and more people are either taking pictures more with an eye to Instagram and Facebook then to creating their own memories.  Or people are taking detailed narrative videos of the buffet with an eye to monetizing YouTube videos (and as someone addicted to watching YouTube videos about the resort we’re going to plus who has uploaded my own “room walk-through” videos at previous resorts, I’m guilty of this one a bit too!)
  10. A Bad Review Is As Much A Reflection Of The Person Writing It As The Resort Being Reviewed
    You’ll sometimes hear people complaining at the resort to a certain degree but my biggest pet peeve is people who write heavily negative reviews when they get home after their trip.  Sometimes these complaints are legitimate but more often, I think it reflects poorly on the person writing it and their unrealistic expectations.  “I had to wait for a drink refill at the bar for FIVE minutes!”  “We slept in late so the maid only cleaned our room in the afternoon but not the morning.”  “It was too rainy while we were there!”  (These are all legitimate complaints I’ve seen in reviews by the way.)  Again, it’s a reflection of the person in so many cases.  I think of myself as an optimist and I feel that’s how I approach our trips – I’ve never really had a bad one (er, knock on wood) and have always found stuff to enjoy and even the things that might be negative turn out to be positive.  (“We got ripped off by a cabbie but oh well, he needs the extra $10 more than I do.” “I had an upset stomach all day?  I shouldn’t have eaten that hot pepper at the buffet last night and luckily science invented Imodium!”)

My son hogging a seat the swim-up bar with his grandma.

$100 Tequila Drink in Tequila, Mexico

It costs $100 but not because it’s expensive tequila in a small snifter!

https://youtu.be/w_KkmaWoVZM

 

Music Monday – “Everybody sour like a lemon tree/I’m just smiling down upon my enemies/Do this shit, I love it on the daily/You say you hate your job, but you’ll never leave, never leave”

Vacation” – Dirty Heads

Happy 40th Birthday, Shea!

It’s hard to believe that you and I have been together for more than half of your life.

Thanks for all the great times, good memories and two gorgeous kids.

I can’t wait to continue the birthday celebrations one week from today in Mexico!

Love you!!!

Saturday Snap – The Beard