Friday Funk Link – 10 Ways To Make A Winter Trip to West Edmonton Mall Feel Like A Tropical Vacation

Contrary to the impression you might get from some western Premiers, the Covid pandemic is not over.

But with vaccinations and boosters also being increasingly common, we’re all slowly returning to “normal” (whatever that is.)

Shea and I weren’t quite ready to book an out-of-country hot holiday as that leads to all sorts of other potential complications – both in Canada and Mexico if you test positive at any point coming or going.

But we did decide to book a few days in Edmonton to stay at the Fantasyland Hotel (pro tip: in late November/early December, the hotel usually offers a great Christmas deal where you can get a $400/night theme room for half price!)

It wasn’t quite the same as Mexico but if we squinted really hard, it was close! 😉

Here’s how we tried to make it feel like a tropical holiday…

1. Book Yourself Into The Hotel Attached To A Giant Mall With All Sorts of Stores, Restaurants and Other Attractions
…although it’s not all-inclusive, you will have everything you need at your fingertips.  And staying on-site also means you never have to go outside to see if its -30 or that there was snow overnight (assuming you keep your room’s curtain’s closed!). In fact, you can even believe that it’s the sun rising over the ocean if you wake up early enough.

2. Bonus Points If You Book The “Polynesian” Theme Room
…it’s more Hawaiian than Mexican but the main thing is that it’s all tropical when you’re in a room which features (fake) palm trees, a bed that looks like an outrigger canoe, and even a soaker jetted tub with real waterfall!


3. Let The Waves Lap Against Your Toes at the World Waterpark
Your toes might not be in the sand but it feels pretty close to sitting on the beach anyhow!

4. It Will Feel Even More Like A Mexican Beach If You Buy A Margarita or Pina Colada from the Nearby Bar
…just don’t look at the price on the drinks because they’re definitely *not* all-included! 😮

5. Speaking of Tropical Drinks, You Can Also Buy a Pina Colada flavoured Smoothie at Orange Julius
But you’ll have to supply your own rum! And the ice in the background of the picture below isn’t for your drink either.  😉

6. Purchase An Assortment of Scented Soaps and Shampoos to Help Your Mind Travel To Mexico


7. Poke Yourself!
This is another point that’s more Hawaiian than Mexican but make sure you buy poke at the food court (I didn’t have it but I guess Taco Time could also qualify as “Mexican”…maybe?)

8.  A La Cartes 
Just like a Mexican all-inclusive, you can try a different restaurant every evening.  (Unlike a Mexican all-inclusive, they’ll hand you a bill at the end of your meal.)

9.  Travel Time Is Travel Time No Matter Where You Go
Whether it’s a six hour flight or an eight hour drive, you’re going to spend a lot of time in transit to get to your destination.

10. But A Canadian Holiday Has Some Advantages Over A Mexican One Too!
For example, it’s a lot easier to find a sports bar showing NHL hockey!!! 🙂

Throwback Thursday – #tbt – Arriving at West Edmonton Mall (February 2014)

There’s Something Special About Watching The #Oilers Lose In Edmonton

Whether it’s the crowd being silenced live at Rogers Place or studiously staring into their nachoes at a sports bar in the West Edmonton Mall, watching the Oilers lose while on a holiday in Edmonton feels so much better than watching from a distance.

And former Flame, Mike Smith, is a huge part of the Oilers’ troubles which is also part of the joy…

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Happy Two’s Day!

Music Monday – “And night after night we stay out drinking under the streetlights/It’s forty below oh but I don’t mind cause you’re right there to hold me tight/Cause I’m drinking in Edmonton with you/I’m drinking in Edmonton with you”

Drinking in Edmonton” – The Worst Guy

Secular Sunday – A Rare Atheist Prayer

We’re in Edmonton on holidays.

The downtown is like a war-zone due to all the construction.

Through the mists of concrete dust in the air, you can see the beautiful Rogers Place.

By all accounts, Rogers is the nirvana of NHL arenas.

The Oilers are on a five-game winning streak after getting a new coach.

We watched the Oilers win yesterday while having supper in a pub near our hotel.

I had to force myself not to cheer when the Jets scored then looked like they might have a third period comeback.

We’re going to see them play the Minnesota Wild tonight live and in person.

Please all-powerful god, let me witness the Oilers losing tonight!

Thank you Zeus!

Saturday Snap – Artist At Work

Friday Fun Link – Off To Edmonton

Would love to be heading to Mexico or Cuba but instead, we’re off to Edmonton for a “hot” holiday for a week.

I may or may not post through the week.

Throwback Thursday – #tbt – Premier Scott Moe Declares A State of Emergency (March 2020)

Now that Saskatchewan is in the midst of being one of the first provinces to remove basically all Covid-19 restrictions, stopping reporting Covid-19 stats except on a weekly basis and just generally pretending the pandemic is over because…reasons, I thought it’d be a nice bookend to revisit that initial press conference where Premier Moe first declared a state of emergency…

 

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