Five Reasons Masks Are Great (Beyond Helping to Prevent Covid)

  1. Hide if you have lettuce in your teeth
  2. Allow you to make faces at people you’re talking to
  3. Covers up if you have bad breath (six feet distancing helps too!)
  4. Allows you to make a unique fashion statement.
  5. Helps keep the economy going (and why do people who refuse to wear masks hate capitalism so much anyhow???)

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