I missed a pretty clever April Fool’s joke yesterday – Coteau Books announces the “Coteauster” which will burn daily excerpts from one of their award winning books onto your morning slice of toast!
Lots of comedy gold here…
Enter the Coteauster.
Wirelessly linking directly to your preferred eBook vendor’s online store, the Coteauster enables you to buy, download and print Coteau titles to enjoy with your breakfast. We like to kick it old-school at Coteau, so we’ve incorporated the Dickensian idea of serializing our titles to give you a daily taste of literary goodness.
Just insert your slice of bread*, and the Coteauster will toast a page of your chosen novel, poetry collection or short story onto it. Toast, read, eat. It’s that simple.**
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Gluten-free and children’s book options available.
The Coteauster will be available from our website, and from all good bookstores and kitchen appliance stores, soon.
*Coteau cannot accept liability for outcomes resulting from the use of bagels, croissants, toaster pockets or other hazardous materials.
**Coteau cannot accept liability for weight gain due to printing an entire chapter for one breakfast because “I just couldn’t put it down”.
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