Head Tale

I'm looking for fun slogans of the type a person might, for example, print out and post on the wall at their new library job.  They don't necessarily have to be directly related to libraries or librarians but should capture the (to coin a phrase) “spirit of librarianship”.

Here's a few I have so far…

“Be The Library”
“Maximize Access to Information.”
“Look for Solutions, Not Credit.”
“What does this have to do with libraries?”

Ranganathan's Five Laws:
1. Books are for use
2. Every reader, his book.
3. Every book, its reader.
4. Save the time of the reader.
5. A library is a growing organism. 

Gorman's Eight Principles of Librarianship
1. Stewardship
2. Service;
3. Intellectual freedom
4. Rationalism
5. Literacy and learning
6. Equity of access to recorded knowledge and information
7. Privacy
8. Democracy