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Music Monday – “Kept his mother Mary worried/Always out on his own/He met another Mary who for a reasonable fee/Less than reputable was known to be/His heart was full of love, love, love”

A modern take on the story of Jesus…

“The Christmas Song” – Dave Matthews

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