Head Tale

My fellow blogger and former co-worker, Cenobyte sent me this: Why I Hate Personal Weblogs

Here's an excerpt the author of this article suggested that bloggers should post at least once a month:

Statement of Audience

I realize that nothing I say matters to anyone else on the entire planet.
My opinions are useless and unfocused. I am an expert in nothing. I know
nothing. I am confused about almost everything. I cannot, as an
individual, ever possibly know everything, or even enough to make editorial
commentary on the vast vast majority of things that exist in my world. This
is a stupid document; it is meaningless drivel that I do not expect
any of the several billion people on my planet to actually read. People who
do read my rambling, incoherent dumbfuckery are probably just as confused as
I am, if not moreso, as they are looking to my sorry ass for an opinion when
they should be outside playing Frisbee with their dog or screwing their life
partner or getting a dog or getting a life partner. Anyone who actually
takes the time to read my bullshit probably deserves to ingest my fucked up
and obviously mistaken opinions on whatever it is that I have written about.
Signed: ————–

She also sent me this:

So I sent her this (which is funnier because it's true):

If you squint really hard, Carolina's uniforms look like Calgary's and hey, any team that has Mike Commodore is fine by me!  (Oh man, when I e-mailed her, Carolina scored with two seconds left in the period.  Now I go to post this on the blog and Doug Weight just scored for Carolina to put the 'Canes up 4-0 with 17 minutes left in the third.  I really hope Edmonton loses in four straight!)