Librarians v. Porn Stars

After an
enormous smear on my character, just because I happened to be looking
at web pages of belly-dancing librarians at two in the morning (), I started thinking to myself: what are the similarities between librarians and porn stars?  (Not to say that belly dancers are porn stars, of course!)

I couldn't think of very many and since I know that the word's getting
out that I have a blog, I'd love people who read this to add comments
with their own ideas.  Eventually, I'll pull them all to the front
page.

HOW ARE LIBRARIANS LIKE PORN STARS?
– both are on the forefront of the issues of freedom of expression and censorship
– both are mostly female professions
– both look sexier in glasses (weak, I know)
– both are interested in utilizing the latest technologies and full capabilities of the Internet
– both are found in institutions that require membership cards

Okay, help me out here. I'm stretching the idea pretty thinly already!

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